MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Eek. Jamie's putting Dave in a position here where he can claim the moral high ground - accuse her of being impossible, too aggressive or whatever. Which is so unfair because he does owe her some answers imho.

He will write stay. I think 🤔

Jamie taking custody of the 🐠.

Yeah, and maybe Verruca will so she can still see Dave?

Jamie was great at summarising what had happened and then asserting herself clearly showing that she's not going to have any of that shit.

As she should 🤣🤣

I hope she stays calm at the CC but I don't think she will.

I'm glad Jamie is not having it. It's so confusing when a guy who you thought was really into you, does a 180. It has definitely happened to me before, and it's v hard to deal with and make any sense of...

Pleased to see Jamie has moved from sad to angry.

Dave can have the fish on weekends.

I hate those Flash ads. They are just lies.

I do feel sorry Adrian with his speech issues, he would have benefited greatly from speech therapy as a DC.

I think it’s happened to a lot of us, which is why many of us can relate.

Jamie is so good at articulating herself. Wish I could’ve been that way when men have treated me like this. And I am usually! But when emotions are involved, they often take over and I think of what I want to say, AFTER the fact 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Good for her!

he’s just wanting an excuse to go with v

I think Dave got a glimpse of a future with Jamie with the Lauren / Carina / Rhi sh*tshow. Someone parks in her parking space - Jamie blows her cool. Someone cuts her up in traffic - Jamie blows her cool.

She's very black and white, yes or now, and that must be exhausting to deal with. You are on her side or you are the enemy. It's her way of no way. I'm not excusing Dave, not bloody way, but I think Jamie needs to do some growing up before embarking on a relationship. Other people are allowed to have / voice opinions.

Those fish were cursed!

I certainly wish Spray Wipe Done got my oven that clean. 😄

Not really fair. He was all in , apparently, until V caught his eye

'Feedback week, where we created as much draaaaaaaaaaaaama as possible.'

I can't figure out what Dave's neck tattoo actually is. It looks like cabbage or lettuce leaves to me! (Probably my dodgy eyesight)

It's bloody hideous, whatever it is...

'Yeah, we're just going to have as much sex as possible because that's all we've got.'

Adrian only cares about getting his dick wet

She’s ridiculous… that’s all
she bloody thinks about 🙄

Oh, here we go. Time for some drama!