MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

Not jealous at all fuck you

You will definitely have to have an airplane MAFS marathon!

Verruca reminds me of Ines from MAFS Oz a long way back. She was obsessed with Sam who was paired with Elizabeth (?) and shit hit the fan big time over all that!

Enjoy Thailand @Appalonia !@Appalonia ! A few of my friends have done the 6 week summer hols there and have absolutely loved their time there.

I DO NOT understand why V is being so awful towards Elliot? Unless there's something that they're not showing us...

Ooh, you so broke those vows, Dave.

I think Veronica is in touch with Lauren and she's doing her bidding.

Dave desperate to stay on the programme.

Its for her audition tape

This is me being fun and sexy (retreat with Eliot)
This is me being a bitch (every other time with Eliot)

I’m not holding my breath. I’m sure he has more disappointment in him! 🤣

Dave doing DARVO??

No poetry please Jamie. Men on MAFS cannot write poetry!

Every time a man does something twattish on here, he then turns it back on the woman - you upset me blah blah. Have they all been watching the same manosphere videos???

Dave is lighting the gas 🤬

yep
horrible to watch it in action

Dave is now acting all butt hurt over how he was hurt?

Jamie is not having any of his gas lighty shit.

This is so painful to watch.

Disappointing Dave. Let it go Jamie, he is not a good communicator, he has no intention of making any effort, just placing blame.

Good for Jamie.

Dave is genuinely triggering my past trauma with men who shut down. It's something my DH has never done but I'm getting anxious watching Dave because it's making me imagine DH doing it 😭

It’s honestly a joke

DARVO extraordinaire

Good for Jaime. Not taking his BS.

I love that Jamie is cuddling that soft toy ( dinosaur?) At least it won’t let her down…😥

I'm worried that Dave will write 'stay' just for a bit of extra exposure. Twat.

I get it. I’ve had the same

One minute they’re all into you. The next they are the total opposite and you’re left wondering what the hell is going on and even end up blaming yourself for being YOU.

Team Jamie all the way.