MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

I might be clutching at straws here, but I DO think Big D is overwhelmed by everything. By Jaime in every sense, by the L Bomb, by the groups demands to know how he feels, by Jaime telling Mumbledore that he doesn't initiate sex, by the dramas that he has found himself in and by everything. I wonder if he is really as cold as he is being portrayed or if he is looking away and giggling nervously before actually answering questions that are cut out of the edit....

I just don't buy that he is am emotional vacuum.

I fucking hate Verruca. I don't care if she is a plant - nobody deserves that level of vile hatred being spewed at them. Honestly, the way she just suddenly turns on Eliot as though they are in the middle of a heated fight and spits some spiteful, venomous remark at him, is disgusting.

I also fucking hate Tricolor GreasePlugs. He has ZERO redeeming features. And as for the endless pawing of Carina....? Honestly, unless you are Brad Pitt, STOP FUCKING STROKING ME with your greasy little pudgy hands that have been wiped through your horrid oily plug hair.

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Don’t know why by this tickled me so much. Woke up the DDog and DH laughing at at 04:25 🤣 the more I read it the better it gets

@paul2023 I feel like Tricolore Paul is about as French as Carina is Greek and Morena was Italian. Look at both Billy and Beth-neither have so much as a hint of Aussie accent despite loving there for years and years. And usually people do pick up some twang.

Although I thought Paul suddenly did start sounding quite French in one of his arguments with Carina this week. It may have been the one right after he tried to convince the producers that he didn’t really understand what snob meant. I think he can be French when it suits him.

He seemed absolutely happy to get involved in the drama too though and often voiced his opinion even when Jamie was quiet. I think he's just overwhelmed now that the end is in sight. In a normal relationship you don't have three months and then have to make a commitment to the other person.

Hola! Back from my hols and I see a new thread - thank you. Have not read cos I’m on a massive binge now to watch Tues-Thurs shows. 🤪

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Yep me too 💩

OOOFF! Was momentarily crestfallen to think Monday was cancelled due to Easter, but it's on, 7.30 tomorrow evening. Phew.

Also, I'm not sure I buy Rhi and Jeff. I think he has feelings for her, but when I watch them together, I feel like Rhi knows he is a 'decent bloke' and is doing everything in her power to try and have feelings for him, but ultimately struggling to get him out of the Friend Zone.

Checking In! Thanks for the thread.

Eliott reminds me a teeny bit of Christian Bale

I quite liked Clint. But he can piss off now , the way he left the commitment ceremony with Lauren. He could have stayed and showed the others respect. He could have shown some decorum. Obviously I expected nothing less from Lauren.
Clint can do one for me and I hope the group don’t welcome him back later on at a reunion.

Eeek! Trailer on Sunday Brunch (around the 11.55 mark) for this weeks MAFSAU showing Jamie and Dave. Saying nothing, but it's out there.

I saw that too. Bring on tomorrow.

Jeff seems obsessed with jacquard, I think he fancies her

Dave I think he didn't like Jamie bring up such personal information to Adrian. So he just cut off from her from that point

Perhaps he's just there for fame

Another forum calls Jacqui, Wacqui and I absolutely love it. Wacqui and Mumbledore are my fave nicknames so far.

Awhinas "twin sister" is this seasons " I have a chaaaaaalllddd" - Alyssa, Season 10

Wacqui is brilliant.

Alyssa (S10) was more like Verruca. Just suddenly seething and storming off for absolutely no reason at all.

Why do some people think they’re on The Apprentice and think that ‘winning’ is being the strongest couple there? Gets me every time.

Jacqui is insane, do they not screen them? Like I know in fairness they are marrying a stranger on tv but she is off the charts.

Dave rewrote the script once V declared her interest. That level of coldness I think only happens when someone else involved.

I totally agree. His head has been turned.

Rhi is beautiful and I love her and Jeff together.

Have found myself fancying Elliott 🫣

V is a disgusting individual. i can’t believe anyone would speak to someone like that, in that aggressive monotone. She is horrid. Dave has decided he fancied V and is just following the script. No wonder Jamie was blindsided. I think she is fab and would love to a night out with her.

Jackie is pure entertainment if nothing else.

Can’t be arsed with anyone else tbh

I like Jamie a lot and awhina. They both seem normal. Jacqui too. She clearly has skills in being able to tolerate Ryan.

Rhi lovely but dull?
carina nice but dim

I think Veruca spiked Dave during wife swap. When he returned he was cold and distant with Jamie. Until then he seemed fine.

Dave supported Jamie when she was angry and when Jamie said people were not backing her up, so it can’t be that Dave doesn’t like Jamie’s personality all of a sudden. She’s fiery but we knew that already.