Celebrity Big Brother (ITV) and Late and Live (ITV2) - Thread 4 - Please expect spoilers.

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Michael Fabricant was the first to be evicted, and his exit was followed by Mickey Rourke who was asked to leave, due to his misogynistic behaviour

Second evictee, third out is Trisha! Jack and Patsy were saved by the public, in a vote to save.

So, Ella is pissed off with Chris for not wanting to do a showmance with her. She also dislikes Jojo. She also seemingly has a penchant for bitching.

Daley has finally got some airtime. He's sick of the Chris and Jojo show, and hates that they know how to play the reality tv game.

The housemates are on an economy shopping budget. Chris just wanted spaghetti hoops, which hes got, but there aren't any snacks or biscuits. Chesney, the survivor of a 'drugs hell' thought he was getting artisan bread from CBB, but was mistaken.

Speaking of Chesney, he's been spanked at a club by a muscly gay, and has been spotted by Donna at a swingers/sex party of some kind 🤭

Chris and Jojo are very touchy feely. The label for their behaviour is up for debate - some, like myself, think that they're flirting, others think that they're playing up to the cameras and are just mates. Do share your opinion.

(Also, apparently Jojo wrote on Chris' hand that she's bi.) Following this, Jojo thinks that she might be non-binary. Unsure of the correct pronouns at the time of typing this.

Donna is sick of everyone. Danny thinks that Patsy is playing a game.

The house is kind of split as follows:
Jack, Chris and Jojo
Everyone else

Late and Live on ITV2 is a bit hit and miss. They've got Tiffany, of 'David's dead' fame, and they aren't afraid to reference it every 5 mins. Expect chaos.

It was impossible to avoid spoilers, so please expect them. We love chatting about seasons past and the celebs in general, so expect a fast moving thread 🙌🙌

Here's the link to thread 3:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5314081-celebrity-big-brother-itv1-and-late-live-itv2-thread-3-please-expect-spoilers?page=40&reply=143575057

Thread 2:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5311905-celebrity-big-brother-thread-2?page=1

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5307304-celebrity-big-brother-starts-mon-7th-april-on-itv?page=1

Enjoy 🥰

COMPLETE lack of self-awareness!

I'm sure she said 'we're not scum of the earth'

My first thought was that she was a cheater and so she was defending herself saying we're not scum of the earth 😂

I dread to think what the conversations would be if the housemates knew about the Supreme Court's ruling this week on the definition of a woman!

Possibly 🤷🏻‍♀️ but she was implying that Ella would be if she said any more.

you're right on both accounts, Danny & Patsy can fuck off

I was thinking this earlier!

Swit swoo!! Absolutely "settle" 😆Ah he is a hero though 🏅

I mean…did he forget Daley was black?!

I thought this!

Did you all just see that?

What?? What we watching?

Yeah Danny was in the wrong there

Just saying the 'right thing' without any critical thinking 😄

Chris just took a piss in front of Jojo

So they're in cat costumes - he said he needed to go so stripped out of the costume and took a piss in a giant litter box

And then used his hand to cover it up

And then used the same pissy hand to get himself back into the costume

Jojo was just sat watching 😄, I'm sure that that must've given her the ick

WTAF!!!!

These two need to realise that familiarity breeds contempt

😄😄😄 and they need to do so quickly

Late to the party tonight as I’ve been in the garden burning the old fence panels .. all vote go to save Daley!

Just seen Chris as a cat have a piss wtf

I'm just catching up. Gutted at the result. Ref was a dick.

WTF?! As if this 'bromance' can get any worse. I seriously hope JoJo wakes up soon and sees what a twat Chris is.

Daley handles everything so well. Honestly couldn't believe that Danny was saying what he did to Daley. And then Angelica sitting there with Danny silent as fuck when Danny was saying Daley was entitled to his opinion but implying he was wrong.

He was in character as a cat 😂

I thought he was having a little piss so the others would find it and freak out so doesn’t make sense he then covered it up with the cat litter.

Angelica strikes me as a little socially awkward

Was sage involved? Are the demons exorcised? 😆

I’ve warmed to Daley, he must be struggling in there with all those big characters but he’s very tolerant of some of their opinions, I think the house will really miss him if he goes.

Patsy is hard work. A near death experience after a pole dancer kicked her in the face at Ronnie Wood’s house? Sounds like a story from Would I Lie To You?😆

Maybe the pole dancer kicked her in the face on purpose as she was sucking the joy out of the party?