MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

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We are not leaving the zoo….!

Jesus, Paul. What a shit-stirring b@#£ard! He was enjoying that.

And Ryan is basically Alan Partridge with a gym membership and an Andrew Tate subscription. Jacqui is going to be insufferable when she goes back to him!

Is always interesting to see how the couples behave once they swap.
Veronica is a flirt.
Paul is a creep.
Ryan is a w.

I wonder who decides who gets a proper bedroom and who gets a studio?

agree the sharing of beds does seem a bit strange

And Elliot: reading books now, is it? Oooh, isn't he just awful.

Veronica totally DARVOed in that exchange - again.

Very bad plugs...

Can some of you start watching 90 day fiance please so that I have someone to discuss the absolute batshittery that are those people?

Paul didn’t just throw Carina under the bus, he kicked the bus driver off and reversed back over her. The sly wanker.

Ahhh those were the days. I stopped watching once they switched over to discovery and needed to pay extra.

But it was a cracker in the early days of Alan and Nicole, Darcy and the Dutch dude and Mohamed and Danielle 😅

I am willing to pay 4 quid a month to satisfy my trashy desires.

Eliot got a villain edit at the start. He's really just normal and nice isn't he? He's been paired with two total shockers.

Jeff and Dave are the only nice, decent, grounded people in this.

At the risk of sounding like Lauren, everyone else isn't my type of person.

If Carina is a snob, then it could go some way to explaining why she didn’t see Lauren in the same light as the others.

Yup. There's a couple of times I think Beth looks amazing, then she'll say something snide or bitchy and I can see her in hair rollers with a fag in the corner of her mouth. She's a joy vacuum.

I thought Veronica was stunning early on, but she's adopted this sneery sour face when she's around Eliot that changes her looks completely.

I think Veronica might be gay

Yes I find the change in dynamics and personalities fascinating

I did note that even on the sofa, Awhina had a cushion between her and Paul. And then slept on the couch. I wonder what her twin had told her....

For some reason I didn't like Paul from his wedding day. He's never given me a single reason to reconsider.

The ghosting after their first date was a big red flag for me. He just seemed smarmy after apologising for that.

Smarmy is a good word for icky Paul.

Well done to whoever coined 'Pluggy Paul' 😁

Just finished. Why is Veronica being such a cow to Eliot? Ryan is such a prick - he genuinely thought he'd 'won' with those questions. We've seen him act as if he's really clever before and he's clearly not. Arse.

Smuggy Pluggy Paul.

Why did Jacqui bring a dress for Jeff to steam for her 😭

🤣🤣🤣

Everyone seems to have forgotten what a dick Elliot is.