MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

[browneyes77]

We are not leaving the zoo….!

😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry...but arghhhhhhhhh thank you for sharing! So, second date then?

Luke/Gaston from MAFSUK lived on protein powder I think!

And you let him get away? 😂😂😂😂

Jack of muzzle your wife fame.

I would never date again after that experience.

Jack was the Lobster.

I could not share sheets with Adrian, for any amount of chocolate.

Oh!!!! I honestly got him amalgamated with his fellow incel, Harrison Boon.

That’s the one thing? Jeez

This show must keep letter writing alive. Who in this day and age writes letters?

@browneyes77 , that revelation is exactly why I do not risk a face mask during Mafs...

What about HIS anger management issues...?

Oh man that’s just weird🤣 where the hell did you dig him from 🤣

The chicken part made me laugh because before I scrolled to read the rest I already knew that comment was going to come up and not go down well with you if was dry ass bland chicken 🤣

Whoah pluggy Paul! What's this all about?!

Jesus Paul

That was the second date!!

When he did finally crack open his vodka and coke, he got shitfaced and threw up all over the blanket I’d given him to sleep on the sofa.

He then wandered into my bedroom in the middle of the night and tried to wake me up by sticking his tongue down my ear.

I was out with my girls when he tried calling to arrange another date. I ignored his calls until my friend got pissed with him ringing and told him I was on the toilet taking a shit and didn’t want to talk to him.

He got the message after that 🤣🤣

I should’ve know after the first date as he took me to see the film Hostel 🙄😂

Paul’s a real prize

Who wrote this letter? Awhina or Paul?

The nerve of Paul talking about red flags when he's waved a huge big one with his wall punching.

I don’t think this is a spoiler, I heard it on the MAFS podcast - TJ and Jamie dated previously when they were very young and they realised on the wedding day and told everyone but it wasn’t shown on TV

Paul 😳😳😳😳

Paul is an equal opportunity shagger

Mind you if carina did say that then screw her!

Poor old Ryan. The school of Tate has no doubt taught him that to be Masculine is to have the little Woman do everything for you (should have been matched with Loz shouldn’t he?) but Jacqui is going to come back crowing about how Jeff is a real Man that’s been treating her like a Lady. It must be so confusing for the poor lamb. If not for the girth of his neck his little head could spin right off.

Goodness. Paul. Was not expecting that