MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

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We are not leaving the zoo….!

Do you think Ryan just eats tuna and rice? Who was it did that before...ick...

Neither Jamie nor Adrian know how to chew with their mouths closed.

Oh Dave...Dave Dave Dave...you are enjoying this too much...

I know I was listening thinking eh? Didn’t you just hulk your way into a wall/door not too long ago about some rapper.. the cheek of him🙄

Ooh, don't think they have a pillow fort!!

Dave and V flirting

That was the fellow incel, Harrison Boon.

I've seen people say that the Perth dating scene is very much closer than anywhere else in Aus because of the geography.

I'm sure they normally sleep on the couch rather than share a bed.
Did Beth and Ryan not have that option?

There must be an incel recipe book...no, make that a leaflet...a small one 😂

Jack was the rice and tuna freak, I think.

I wonder if when the UK one returns we will have the same mularky

Old Dave seems to be having a bloody good time there, laughing a lot...

So Dave has come alive. FFS

Perth apparently has population of over 2 million people. There are countries with lower population where people manage not to shag each other.

monkey monkey same same 😂

I don't know why any of them choose to share a bed, a recipe for upset surely?

I once had a date with a guy that insisted on bringing food to mine for us to eat.

He bought a sandwich box of the blandest chicken and rice you ever seen. Along with his football slippers that he’d sewed different colour cottons into so he knew which was left and right, and a little briefcase with his vodka and coke in that he wouldn’t drink until after 7pm. He also turned up in cut off denim shorts that looked like they’d come from his sisters wardrobe.

Firstly I’m half Jamaican, so if you’re gonna bring chicken to my house it better be top tier.

Secondly, it was one of the worst dates I’ve ever had. I was drunk by 6pm, to minimise the painful experience I was having.

I guess they are all out and about on the same scene!

Jack and Harrison have kind of morphed into one person for me in my mind. They were both obnoxious, gaslighting assholes.

Which one was Jack? The name kinda rings a bell, but not I'm full. I know that Jack=douche, but which douche?

Haha, Jamie with the light switches. Every hotel I have been in has been like this 😆

It's just a bed 🤷

@Dillite2 jack of Jack and Tori

Hasn’t he just, it’s like a flower that has perked up and bloomed after not being watered for days😅

Jacqui too. Her giddy constant smiling is wild 😂 usually she would be crying about something by now!