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Dildo on the Air-Con - The Apprentice Thread Three

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ArticSaviour · 10/04/2025 21:38

Here we go - about to run out on Thread Two

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IHeartMyTissues · 10/04/2025 22:17

NetZeroZealot · 10/04/2025 22:10

She could simply have charged a small commission

But how would you keep them 'on app' until the investment stage to make sure that happened (or even know that the investment took place)? The talks, due diligence etc. are naturally going to take place offline. You'd be relying on their honesty, and unless the offering included legal services, financial advice (which would involve a huge and expensive amount of regulation to set up and maintain) they'd probably take the view that they paid for the app, that was the service received, and not feel any moral obligation to pay commission.

Hooliewhat · 10/04/2025 22:21

I love aircon, I sleep so much better.
If only Dean had added an eco twist e.g solar powered (given you use them when the sun is out).

CrushingOnRubies · 10/04/2025 22:24

TitsInAbsentia · 10/04/2025 22:16

I really wish they'd put the full interviews on line. Think the final two became fairly clear throughout all that chit chat. I think Mr Aircon is going to win.

If they can out whole chess games on from that chess show they can put the full interviews on iplayer

NetZeroZealot · 10/04/2025 22:47

Hooliewhat · 10/04/2025 22:21

I love aircon, I sleep so much better.
If only Dean had added an eco twist e.g solar powered (given you use them when the sun is out).

Solar powered aircon won’t help you sleep at night.

NorthernGirl1981 · 10/04/2025 22:49

It was obviously going to be Anisa and Dean for the final and I think they are very worthy of it.

Dean to win!!!

RonSwansonsChair · 10/04/2025 22:50

ArticSaviour · 10/04/2025 22:06

This is the info

I've been only able to watch much later for the past few weeks so just reading comments & not commenting.
Just finished both TA & TAYF. Good result for Jordan I think, I seem to remember that happening once before - but can't remember who or when 🤔

On TAYF they showed that Michael Soutar registered Jordan's company name in the UK - just to prove his (usual) point.

OMGitsnotgood · 10/04/2025 23:10

I think it’s really odd that they can get so far through the process before LS realises that some competitors have business ideas that just aren’t going to make money (bubble tea/investor ‘dating’ type app for example). So he’ll have lost some really good candidates who ptobably had better business ideas.

Althougb I suppose at the end of the day he probably doesn’t care that much, it’s not like any of their success is going to make much difference to his wealth any time soon.

SkyOfficer · 10/04/2025 23:21

Has business idea on the apprentice that Alan hasn't invested in, been a success?

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 10/04/2025 23:28

Bombay pizza for the win! They do delivery of them that you cook at home or put in the freezer. I'll be ordering some next week, they look banging!

NewAgeNewMe · 10/04/2025 23:31

I’m sure I’ve seen chicken tikka pizza somewhere or other.

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 10/04/2025 23:37

NewAgeNewMe · 10/04/2025 23:31

I’m sure I’ve seen chicken tikka pizza somewhere or other.

Everyone has had a go at curry pizzas but they do look good!

RonSwansonsChair · 10/04/2025 23:48

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 10/04/2025 23:28

Bombay pizza for the win! They do delivery of them that you cook at home or put in the freezer. I'll be ordering some next week, they look banging!

Please come back and let us know how it is! Mike was impressed 😁

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 10/04/2025 23:50

RonSwansonsChair · 10/04/2025 23:48

Please come back and let us know how it is! Mike was impressed 😁

I swear to god I am not on commission or in any way affiliated, but how good do these look!

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 10/04/2025 23:52

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 10/04/2025 23:50

I swear to god I am not on commission or in any way affiliated, but how good do these look!

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Oh, I think links have been disabled 😬

Google bombay pizza!

cariadlet · 11/04/2025 02:59

The vegan bombay brinjal looks so good!

Lazycatsitsonthemat · 11/04/2025 03:08

CrushingOnRubies · 10/04/2025 22:15

And AC is extortionate to run. It’s like having a tumble dryer running constantly.

It’s really bad for the environment too.
Ive liked Dean from the start. He’s humble, gets on with people, loves his family and his business is already a success, He just needs help to grow it to the next level. Anisa will makes a success of her business whatever. She’s a very smart and capable woman. I like them both a lot but want Dean to win.

Barleysugar86 · 11/04/2025 03:15

OMGitsnotgood · 10/04/2025 23:10

I think it’s really odd that they can get so far through the process before LS realises that some competitors have business ideas that just aren’t going to make money (bubble tea/investor ‘dating’ type app for example). So he’ll have lost some really good candidates who ptobably had better business ideas.

Althougb I suppose at the end of the day he probably doesn’t care that much, it’s not like any of their success is going to make much difference to his wealth any time soon.

I think they have an idea who they'd like in the final from fairly early actually, it's no coincidence Dean and Anisa were on opposite teams in the fashion task- each team had two candidates the show were happy to lose at that point. I was surprised it wasn't going to be Dean and Mia for the final but i think they don't want another food delivery business, for that reason I'm pretty sure Anisa will lose. But I'll tune in anyway.

cariadlet · 11/04/2025 03:40

I didn't like Dean at first but he's really grown on me as the series progressed. He wants to win but isn't a knob about it.

I liked his attitude whenever he wasn't chosen for PM in a task - just raised an eyebrow instead of whinging to the camera about what a mistake everyone had made.

There have been little things like holding the door for the other candidates going into the boardroom after the interviews that show him in a positive light.

Still think he was an idiot for not listening to the women on the team for the kids money app.

Lazycatsitsonthemat · 11/04/2025 04:37

cariadlet · 11/04/2025 03:40

I didn't like Dean at first but he's really grown on me as the series progressed. He wants to win but isn't a knob about it.

I liked his attitude whenever he wasn't chosen for PM in a task - just raised an eyebrow instead of whinging to the camera about what a mistake everyone had made.

There have been little things like holding the door for the other candidates going into the boardroom after the interviews that show him in a positive light.

Still think he was an idiot for not listening to the women on the team for the kids money app.

I noticed he waited for Jordan to go through the door first after the board room on the way out. That spoke volumes to me. He’s not an entitled idiot and he has a sense of humour.

FreddoSwaggins · 11/04/2025 06:06

What were the businesses Jordan had actually got paid by? I can't recall - neither registered with me as I don't think ive heard of either.

Also, so you think Suralan, Karren and Tim made less of the fact Jordan had blantenly lied on his website by making out he'd got these big companies on his books, they would with another person?

Serpentstooth · 11/04/2025 07:25

Jordan? Total blagger, wouldn't turn my back on him. Unwise investment
Chisola? Scammers line up here please for list of 'investors'
Tea woman? 😂no.
Curry pizza? Anyone can/will/does make similar.
Dean then. Not ideal, environment, etc but potential for growth. Dean for the dosh.

IHeartMyTissues · 11/04/2025 07:32

With Dean's business, if he were to win, he'd only be a 25% shareholder, with Suralan being the majority shareholder at 50% and Dean's business partner, Alex owning the remaining 25%. Alex is a complete unknown quantity as far as The Apprentice 'process' is concerned and they would be giving Suralan control of the business - is that really going to work out?

cakeandteaandcake · 11/04/2025 09:25

I didn’t like Anisa that much through the process but now I’m really rooting for her to win.

I don’t understand amazing candidates who go on with shit business plans. Everyone had Chisola down as a potential winner until this.

suburburban · 11/04/2025 09:25

I like Dean.

also he wanted some mentoring from suralan. Isn’t that what the program used to be about when it first started.

cakeandteaandcake · 11/04/2025 09:27

Just looked at Anisa’s pizza menu and it’s now Final Five themed with pizzas named after all five candidates

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