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MAFS AUS THREAD 7- This Dahtaar Centre has drunk bogans boganing in their boganic ways. The Warrior's testosterone is on the lock down for fear of Crazy Eyes stealing it away. Elliot is a grower and a shower in the wild.

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Dillite2 · 09/04/2025 20:25

Petty bogans time!

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fuckingangrybirdbrows · 14/04/2025 21:07

Villagetoraiseachild · 14/04/2025 21:06

All is not well with Dave.

No. Not at all! What's going on

BinChicken1 · 14/04/2025 21:07

Telling someone to shut their mouth is awful. That’s not fighting injustice. That’s a tantrum.

Outofthepan · 14/04/2025 21:08

Oh.. Dave ….

Clafoutie · 14/04/2025 21:08

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 14/04/2025 21:01

Jamie is showing really great insight here. She's a good person.

Yes, she handled that from Alessandra well and seems to have some emotional awareness and maturity.

greengreyblue · 14/04/2025 21:08

Ah that was quite a telling moment from a big Dave.
Glad Jaimie was big enough to own her behaviour.

academicallyblonde · 14/04/2025 21:08

Was really worrried Dave was going to say leave there for a moment.

Villagetoraiseachild · 14/04/2025 21:09

Did the ixperts even ask Dave how he was?

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 14/04/2025 21:09

Poor Beth 😱

Outofthepan · 14/04/2025 21:09

I like Dave and Jamie. I just think she’s too much for him

TitsInAbsentia · 14/04/2025 21:09

Hello Dave! You're my husband now!
Look...just quiet everyone...he'll have to say leave when he's ready to be with me 😬😂

greengreyblue · 14/04/2025 21:09

No they didn’t even ask him and Jaimie looked like she didn’t want to ask him either. Maybe he’s just had enough of the fighting though he joined in.

Italiangreyhound · 14/04/2025 21:10

fuckingangrybirdbrows

"Anyone noticed Jacqui's mental dress?!"

It's awful.

If I were Ryan I would be fuming that she brought that bloody sex comment up again. He said he would leave her if she did. I think he should!

To be honest if someone suggested I gave my man a blow job because I wanted to go to the gym I'd say he could surely have a wank!

Jacqui crying again! Ryan get out while you can! She is reacting to John's comments.

RancidRuby · 14/04/2025 21:10

"I know it's within him deep down". You're either with her or against her Dave! Expect a horses head in your bed if you don't say "I love you too" soon.

Outofthepan · 14/04/2025 21:10

TitsInAbsentia · 14/04/2025 21:09

Hello Dave! You're my husband now!
Look...just quiet everyone...he'll have to say leave when he's ready to be with me 😬😂

😂

Sadly. He’s just so like my son 😂😂

VivienneDelacroix · 14/04/2025 21:10

Pianoaholic · 14/04/2025 21:00

Jamie doesn't hold back on her emotions, and at times it does her no favours.
You'd want her on your side and you wouldn't want to cross her!
But I find her likeable on the whole.

I have a friend like this. She's the loveliest, loyalest, kindest friend but I wouldn't want to cross her! The stories she tells about car parking incidents, or people who have upset her kids...😵
There's a legend/story about a woman texting her husband, and my friend coming across her in the supermarket and attacking her with a gammon joint! She says it didn't happen, her husband says it absolutely did!

Villagetoraiseachild · 14/04/2025 21:10

It was uncomfortable that Dave didn't have a chance to talk about his feelings.

Livelovebehappy · 14/04/2025 21:11

Dillite2 · 14/04/2025 21:04

They repeated what she said tonight, nit what Lauren had said at the retreat, when she called Beth, the ugly mute, Jamie a troll, etc.

I think they did? Will probably have to watch again to be sure, but I think the experts referenced to the name calling at the retreat. There was a lot of bad behaviour to unpick so not everything would be covered I guess. Jamie’s behaviour though needed to be called out too, and it was. The experts didn’t come down too hard on her - she was lucky.

Dillite2 · 14/04/2025 21:12

Dave was a strange one tonight. He was the first one to mock Lauren and Clint's arrival, and then at the end, was looking like he would rather be fingering an angry shark than be next to Jamie on the sofa.

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Dillite2 · 14/04/2025 21:13

VivienneDelacroix · 14/04/2025 21:10

I have a friend like this. She's the loveliest, loyalest, kindest friend but I wouldn't want to cross her! The stories she tells about car parking incidents, or people who have upset her kids...😵
There's a legend/story about a woman texting her husband, and my friend coming across her in the supermarket and attacking her with a gammon joint! She says it didn't happen, her husband says it absolutely did!

I think we need to hear from the gammon joint here.

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DoYouReally · 14/04/2025 21:14

After the chat on the couch, I am convinced that Ryan knows as much about sex, as Jacqui knows about emotional regulation!

Something is really off.

Delatron · 14/04/2025 21:14

Yeah - you’d think he would be happy she apologised very sincerely but he looked a bit put off. Maybe he likes fighty Jamie? Was also surprised he piped up against Lauren and Clint the minute they walked in. Can’t work him out now at all

Dillite2 · 14/04/2025 21:16

DoYouReally · 14/04/2025 21:14

After the chat on the couch, I am convinced that Ryan knows as much about sex, as Jacqui knows about emotional regulation!

Something is really off.

Same. I want to ask both of them to show me where their genitals are. And name them.

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TitsInAbsentia · 14/04/2025 21:17

What if they have barbie and ken (absent) genitalia?!

EmeraldShamrock000 · 14/04/2025 21:17

I think Dave has checked out.

Italiangreyhound · 14/04/2025 21:17

Dillite2

"Veronica is so good at gaslighting everyone. She is actually equally as unhinged as Jacqui, she just gets away with it she doesn't act as unhinged as Jacqui does."

I think Veronica is a bitch. But she is acting. She is not invested in Eliot. Hope he finds someone nicer.

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