MAFS AUS THREAD 7- This Dahtaar Centre has drunk bogans boganing in their boganic ways. The Warrior's testosterone is on the lock down for fear of Crazy Eyes stealing it away. Elliot is a grower and a shower in the wild.

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Petty bogans time!

DRINK!

Hahahahaha this is fucking mental

Oh here come the waterworks!

Christ on a bike!

Late to the party but RESTING bitch face? Oh Loz your bitch face is so active it could win Olympic medals.

How can someone cry with no tears??

Oh, here we go! The fake, tear less crying has been switched on. The experts doubted their happy marriage, therefore tears must be shed, another performance must be started.

As predicted - mad stuff again with these two.

That dress looks really uncomfortable

Neither of these should be on TV. Both incredibly fragile. Both incredibly arrested emotionally

Oh god she's off!

Also can't Ryan say no to sex of any sort for any reason he wants?

Oh she's going to fry him for that

Everyone’s face when that sound came out of Jacqui 😄

Hmm very good point of course...so if she said no but he wanted a bit would she have said hey Jacqui you could have just dropped to your knees love!

Can't stand this woman. Total bellend

I suspect Jacqui could go full on Fatal Attraction if Ryan ever tries to write leave....

Big old distance between these two on the couch.

What the hell is Veronica on tonight?

What did they fall out about?!

I think Veronica as held back to the extent that she appears to have no personality at all...

I thought they were getting on

Veronica is Elliott’s Karma

Nah, Eliot is fine

WTF is Veronica on about now?

Didn’t she say she was enjoying the retreat with Eliot and they were getting on well?

It feels like she’s trying to find things wrong, so she can play some kind of victim.

But they were both absolutely fine at the retreat? I am confused.com.