MAFS AUS THREAD 7- This Dahtaar Centre has drunk bogans boganing in their boganic ways. The Warrior's testosterone is on the lock down for fear of Crazy Eyes stealing it away. Elliot is a grower and a shower in the wild.

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Petty bogans time!

Ryan has learnt how to keep Crazy Eyes under control. He is taming the beast.

Uh oh, the gym thing. He's gonna get maddddddddddd.

Alessandra has SUCH a way of subtly throwing shade and I always love her for it!

God these two are just weird...

Why is she bringing this up again? Jesus Christ Jacqui!!!

Anyone noticed Jacqui's mental dress?!

Jacqui has a good figure. But that is an odd looking dress!

Ooh great question!!!

I expect Carina will be wearing the piece that's been cut out of it at the next dinner party

Hahahahahah

Oh, but if you didn’t let him speak …

Im old. Good in bed is really all I want 😂

These two always behave like awkward teenagers that have only just started having sex and are all awkward and silly.

That's because real men don't pleasure women, Alessandra.

Yes, is that a painted on cleavage?

I'd have to look at him though. And he makes me want to be sick in my mouth.

And with a massive paper bag over the face?

It's an external underwire

I think the dress looks like she has a badly fitting bra underneath!

Oh my goodness that actually made me choke, so funny! 😂😂 Thank you for cheering my day!

Ryan is bonkers. 😅

Uh oh off they go

Oh, that's it, Jacqui is now going to be holding a grudge about the no sex morning. She was fine until Alessandra mentioned that he could have just given her oral. A new seed has been planted and she will be running with it.

Ryan is a massive wang

fair

ceying!!!

The ixperts have kicked the floor out from beneath the strongest couple. Not hard to do mind you.