Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Welcome to Emmerdale Plot Recycling Depot. No script ever wasted

[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Thanks for the new thread - let's hope this one refreshes instead of me having to bookmark every time I read anything.

Mary and her stupid hat and poppeting can fuck the fuck right off permanently.

Glad Nicola's nonsense didn't work. Did she really think it would? Let's face it if you wanted a female cruise companion, she would be pretty near the bottom of your list!

I click 'watch thread' and it always takes me to the last post I read. That's web version though; might be different on mobile.

Yes, good that Mary is poppetting off.

Thank you for the new thread 🙂

Thanks for the new thread TellingBone.
It didn’t take long for the previous one to fill up.

Thank you for the new thread, I'm still here but terrified to post in case I let something slip. I'm watching in the mornings and then can't remember what I've watched when! Have we seen the last of Joe now?

Thanks for the new thread

Thanks for the new thread TellingBone
Love the title

Thanks for the new thread TellingBone

Here for more utter bollocks 💃

If I never hear the word poppet again I will be a happy woman.

it sets my teeth on edge every time Mary says it.

Thanks for the new thread.
Will it get better, the show not the thread, which is the best thread ever)? I don’t want to say it can’t get worse, because we all know it probably will…Just goes to show, a week without Ruby, Callum sans kidney, Cain, and it’s bloody dire.
Here’s to Joe’s plane disappearing after his (Callum’s) kidney fails, Mary buggering off to Brighton or wherever, Dawn falling off a cliff never to be seen again, and poor Nate being found.

Nico and Jimmy can do one.
Does Brenda deserve three months with Cathy? Does Cathy deserve three months with quivering Brenda?
Will John be revealed as a murderer, poisoner, manipulator? Will the walnut whip be dug up?
Will April shower us with more scowling, whilst her dad continues to feck everything up?
All will be revealed.

Thanks @TellingBone

Scenes of violence - nothing new there then. Why bother giving us the same warnings every episode?#

Sarah trying to be a "bad girl" is about as convincing as April.

Ella is deranged now

Yay, he’s back…Caleb’s back.

I'm disappointed Ella has gone psycho again. I wanted her to sort her life out and she's verging on bunny boiler. This is what happened when her friend dropped her and she ended up killing her.

New thread thanks!

Ella why is she still stalking Liam…

The Milligans are nicely colour coordinated.

She doesn't do rejection well.

Brenda any chance you could take April away for 3 months?

Poor Ella

“We’ll cut down” 🤣

Forget Trump’s tariffs, Ruby cutting down on the Chablis = Recession, the end of world as we know it.

Ella is going about this the wrong way

What a tragedy it would be if Ella offed Mandy with the Stanley knife eh?