Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Welcome to Emmerdale Plot Recycling Depot. No script ever wasted

[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Ruby in red. Looks stunning

Sarah has lost the plot

Totally

That was silly John

Sarah has never shown any maternal longing whatsoever and now she wants a baby 🙄

John fucked that up 😂

FFS! Does nobody track their family members mobiles on Google maps?!?!

I don’t track anyone

Nor me.

I only track my kids but I know couples that track each other and my MIL tracks my SIL.

Not round her face, surely!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5324739-emmerdale-itv1-pace-no-spoilers-will-nate-stop-being-bait-will-mack-sustain-a-whack-will-sarah-be-a-bearer

I can think of nothing worse 😅

Excellent new thread title @TellingBone, you've excelled yourself!

@Allseeingallknowing It's definitely not padding. I can't believe she lost all that weight and had operations on the loose skin only to pile it back on.

Are we finishing this one first?

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5324739-emmerdale-itv1-pace-no-spoilers-will-nate-stop-being-bait-will-mack-sustain-a-whack-will-sarah-be-a-bearer

filler

post

It's

Monty Python's

Flying CirCUS

And now for something completely different

That's

all folks!