MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 4 (No Spoilers): Next couples tasks - ‘How to mute Morena’, ‘The Difference between personal qualities and a CV’ & ‘How to apply baby oil correctly’.

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Let the shitshow commence…..

Jacqui! Let it go! She’s obsessed with how she looks and that’s all that seems to matter to her, the fact that she’s not considered a 10/10, it’s bloody ridiculous!

All these people she meets telling her how hot she is bloody well lied and made her into the monster she is now, she’s really not that good looking and needs to get over herself. Rhi on the other hand… 😍

Thanks for the new thread! Placemarking for next week as I was late to it today. I have so much to say about RyRy and The Grinch and Moremoremorena and The Caveman and THE FEET. but I’m too exhausted by the madness of it all to type. What a shower of absolute nut jobs.

Can we get rid of them all except Jamie & Dave and Jeff & Rhi?

You might not have been, but neither was Jacqui
Did Jacqui from MAFS Australia really win Miss New Zealand? - Capital

That says she wasn't 'Miss New Zealand Yacht International' either.

i don’t know who is more loopy- morena or jacqui.

I think there will be a horse’s head in Tony’s bed 🤣🤣

OMG yes! They’d be great together.

Whoever asked who Rhi reminds them of, is it Karen Hardy?

So many gems tonight ..
Jacqui's nose ... bronzer 999.
Dead fish ...
Footsie? With him??

Morena holy cow; I know single women of her age who talk a lot. She's watched other series of MAFS and seen how popular the strong, outspoken women are and is aiming for that, and missing with her aggressive stance.

Tony is a cool laid back guy who wants zero drama - I think he'd have been great with Andrea from last year rather than Lucinda.

Jacqui looked even more like Michael Jackson tonight.

Adrian is reminding me of Peter Sutcliffe. Not a good look

The boys should have said all the lovely things Tony said about the painting session, Morena is a nightmare. He tried to tell her, maybe if they'd said it she would have heard.

Poor Billy. Slipper footises are so non sexy it's not even funny.

Rooting for Jeff and Rhi, Paul and Carina (Paul tried to do some calling out) and Jamie and Dave. And wtf Jacqui. Did they actually really mention the head comment or did I miss it? Their focus on that couple seemed to be more on the other comment

Given Alessandra has heard most of the bad stuff, I hope she gives it some good welly on Monday.

I have no words for this dinner party. What a shit show😆

Morena …. Please get to a therapist ASAP. Tony did nothing wrong. He was kind to you. You will never keep a man because you are bitter, twisted & angry. And it shows. Also, learn some manners when dining. Carina …. Ever thought of making a porn movie. You are almost there dear. Classless - tasteless.

What did Carina do that was pornified?

Must have missed that.

Jacqui is doing a Bronte until her epic sister helped her see the light.

I missed the beginning of the episode and I'm so confused, where were Jake and Ashleigh, have they gone now? I thought Ashleigh put stay at the commitment ceremony?

…. Oh…. and Carina dear…. maybe that twit from the last season could terrorise your b*h*l. Goodness knows, you paraded it for all to see. Classy 🤮🤢

Odfod. You could see her navel. Big deal.

Phew, just caught up with that. Was very late to the (dinner) party tonight, but enjoyed reading all the comments as I watched!

Jamie's comment about the dead fish was hilarious particularly as Morena is behaving like a fishwife with all the screeching. Had to turn volume well down once she got in full flow. At one point I had no idea wtf was going on, there just seemed to be people's hands waving all over the place and Morena's pink fingernail pointing.

Jacqui and Ryan...don't know what to say about that! Is Jacqui really happy to accept anything Ryan says in order to save face? But then again, is the dinner party really the best place to discuss it, in front of all the other couples?

Since when have there been cameras filming people's feet? That seemed so set up to me, but agree with PP who said Adrian and Sierah make a good couple, as would Billy and Awhina.

Let's see what Monday brings.

She did, but he walked out so they're gone.

I SAID THAT! 🤣🤣

Ohh I completely forgot the preview the other day where it looked like one of the men walked. Not a big fan of the intimacy episodes so gave them a miss for the most part. Mystery solved-thanks! Shame for Ashleigh, she seemed lovely.

What on earth is dickmatised?! 😭🤣

Yep, she deserved better.

Catching up late but wow, best dinner party EEVAH! 😂

I think Ryan realised he’d cocked up at the workshop and so had been trying to charm the Grinch into acting as a team at the dinner party.

Also don’t believe Moaner’s backstory. Love Jamie e’s comments!