MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 4 (No Spoilers): Next couples tasks - ‘How to mute Morena’, ‘The Difference between personal qualities and a CV’ & ‘How to apply baby oil correctly’.

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Let the shitshow commence…..

It's when the lust goggles have fallen off and your realise the man you're with IS a massive dick ( rather than just having one...)😂

Omg yes!!!!

Morena is terrifying, Jamie's face when she was going off 😆I'm right there with you hon, in fact my flight instinct would probably have me bolting for the nearest door even if none of it was directed at me! Poor poor Tony. Paul's on her hit list now too.

What did Carina do? I thought she looked stunning.

Best dinner party for a long time! So much to unpack…

Jeff & Rhi - slow and steady but hopefully will make it together
Paul & Carina - seem to really like each other and on same page, great connection. And will make beautiful babies!
Adrian & Athina - just FWB. No chance now after the revelation tonight…
Billy & Sierah - it even sure if they’ll even be friends after the Adrian ‘friendship’ comes to light. He does not fancy her.
Dave & Jamie - togevver, forevver! Really hope they work out.
Ryan & Jacqui - both crazy and delusional. Should leave as soon as.
Tony & Morena - he needs help, fast. Morena needs therapy. Unless she listens, he will just shut down completely and not come back after his weekends back home!

What a bunch this year!

Appalonia

"That was SO weird! I don't get Jacqui at all. She's still banging on about that ranking task and is more upset he didn't put her first, than his vile derogatory comment about her giving good head!!"

Because that was what bothered her and despite the 're-set' she could not put it behind her. To be fair he should have said she was the most beautiful, it's not an honesty task about faces and bodies but about ranking the woman/man you have been matched with against the others.

i thought Jaquie did well. Ryan is a twat.

Dillite2

"I am glad that Paul has called her out on her awful behaviour."

Me, too. Morena thought she was going to get her bite at Ryan and Paul put her back in her place.

Morena was so unpleasant, I can't imagine Tony or Jaqcuie will stay in this process much longer. They are going to need reinforcements!

ruethewhirl

"She's on her own planet. Deeply, deeply insecure. I think the bullying she's mentioned has had lasting effects."

Unfortunately, I think bullying does have very long lasting effects. It doesn't make people better. People can overcome it but it has a very negative effect.

Which is why people with this kind of history should be very carefully screened and supported when appearing on television. It is a duty of care which Channel 4/Endemol Shine Australia, are not taking seriously IMHO.

Poor old Mel wore the same colour as Morena.

Carina is a beautiful woman, but I dread to think of her parents, etc. looking at her rear end. She didn’t need to keep showing her booty. Less is more (just like Rhi), classy & stunning. Yes, Ash was totally lovely & shame she had to go. Does anyone else think Dave looks like Ben Affleck, or is it just me? Ryan was disrespectful. Weird, coz he said he was intellectual - plus he got massively strange neck. Morena ….. the production should get her some help. They have a duty if care as she is clearly a very unhappy person.

Carina? Why?

I’m normally a prude but I haven’t noticed anything?

I'm beginning to think Billy could be gay...I mean what was that massage about? And he doesn't want to have sex with her? Meanwhile she keeps going on about how hot he is but is suddenly into Adrian now...dunno something weird going on there!

Didn’t see that coming with Sierra. Adrian is getting plenty of action with Awhina(?) so I’m surprised his eye is wandering. Ugh just gross behaviour.
Morena needs an intervention. As do Ryan and Jacqui. They are not well people.

The intimacy week - she was in a thong licking chocolate off Paul’s chest.

Jacqui was unhinged. The mad giggle. The 180 in the loo. Just stop and be honest. Stop trying to win everything! She has to be seen to be successful. Both of them do. They’d made a pact , to save face, that’s not a reset.

It does make you wonder what we're losing in the edit.

Sierha really likes/liked Billy and it seems most unlikely her to go for a hairy bloke who loves himself. Maybe they'd all drunk significantly more than we realised. That would at least explain Morena. It did make me laugh when Jaimie realised Paul was starting an argument with Morena. She knew it wouldn't end well. On another note I'm really struggling to see the attraction of Paul.

Did anyone notice as they were talking her accent became stronger and she was speaking a bit more like him! I’m guessing Billy is showing her no interest and here’s a macho (bleurgh) Aussie guy who is flirting with her..she probably thinks they ‘have a connection’.

That massage task would have been a blow to her confidence.

How anyone can fancy Adrian is beyond me. He’s hardly a catch, in any respect. 🤮

I’m deffo not bashing Carina. She is beautiful. But the thong & chocolate, with booty on full display was yucky. Glad I’m not the only one who thinks so. Paul? I agree. Not bashing him either. However, when they were doing the thong/chocolate thing, he was laying on the bed, hands behind his back, a real sleezy look on his boat. Yuk - it was gross. Just like soft porn movie (don’t pretend you’ve never seen one). Totally classless. Any comments on the Ben Affleck lookie-likey?

Otherwise known as being trapped in the dicksand.

greengreyblue totally agree it was a pact to save fave bit she didn't know about the blow job comment when she made it. She can't get beyond the ranking and that's her right. I think Jacquie and Ryan are both damaged and needs counselling. Like Morena. But I think Jacquie is entitled to be upset.

Does anyone else think Billy looks a bit like Miles from Made on Chelsea?

I loved Carina 's dress, very classy. Rhi too. But I thought Selina looked like an extra from a greek gods movie and Awhina's dress didn't suit her. Morena's dress also awful. But who am to judge, I wear baggy trousers all the time!

Agree, a lot of the clothes look like they've been bought on Shien from the reduced section of the "holes and hues" part.

Jacqui has read Ryan and can see he is a closet mansplainer who is pretending he has a solid career but is a boy who likes playing with swords in reality. I think she is over-qualified for him but needs to work on her emotional regulation.

Absolutely. I mean, I think she's an attractive woman (when she's not pulling that 'this isn't good enough' face), but she's certainly not in 'most beautiful woman ever' territory, and her insistence on being told she is speaks of a really deep insecurity. I'm not sure she's mentally healthy enough for something like MAFS tbh.

I haven't seen all the episodes yet, but her breaking down crying the way she did after her wedding suggests she's deeply unhappy. Going by her vows, she also doesn't have much sense of who she is as a person outside of her accomplishments. If she doesn't get real and adjust her expectations she'll never be able to make a healthy relationship work. Someone also ought to tell her that the sort of love-bombing she appears to want is often the hallmark of a controlling partner.