Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

Steph has the gun is she going to shoot Caleb? Why does Ruby keep going back to the spot in the woods then gets followed as per …
Yep I also think it’s Ella doing the blackmailing …
Marlon is a prat can someone shoot him

That’s awful re the writer …sickening …sentence is laughable

So Steph has the gun. All getting a bit ridiculous now. Is she going to be like the bad bot in Terminator 2?

I reckon she'll pull the gun on Ruby to try and get the truth about her precious grandad, Caleb will save Ruby and get shot which is how he ends up in hospital. No idea how Mackenzie running through the woods fits in unless the shooting happens in the woods and he's running for help 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don’t really want to say her name in case I bring her back lol but we haven’t seen New Tina for a few months. Have Emmerdale forgot about her?

I hope so lol

I never want to see her again!

Neither do I!

Not Emmerdale but ITV News about the hawk attacking men is hilarious

Perhaps we could send the hawk to Emmerdale.

I saw that on BBC News earlier, I giggled

Emmerdale could do a version of The Birds

I love Harry the Hawk, he could go to Emmerdale and steal all the dodgy berets and hats. And poo on Marlon’s head.

Ruby is drinking water

First rule of Murder Club Steph: don't point the gun at yourself

See this is when we need a warning, I was traumatised that it wasn’t Sav Blanc..

Can Ruby shoot Steph or Marlon

What a weird fruit bowl, what are those balls around the rim?

I thought that was an odd one as well

I'm obsessed with Emmerdale fruit bowls and I don't even like fruit

Ooohhh Tracey or Billy being lined up as the blackmailer there.

All the suspects jogging past.

I just thought what if Tracey was going to go on OF herself but then saw Manpreet on there and decided it was easier to blackmail her

Why would Tracy blackmail Manpreet though? I know she has money troubles but I can’t see Tracy as a blackmailer unless she has before and I’ve completely forgotten

It’s Ella, got to be, she scheduled a text message then suggested going for the ‘picnic’ 🤨

Can someone just tell Steph the truth before we all go insane?

Sorry, but April needs replacing by a realistic actress for this story line. She looks like she’s going into school for show and tell, a story on the mat, then home for In the Night Garden. Bath and bed at 7.00