Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

We can but hope 😁

Yass!

He’s fine now thank you , he usually likes Emmerdale, he’s a big Persian ball of fluff x

Beat me to it 🤣

Bad decisions notwithstanding, does he have a moral compass at all? Rhona should report the incident and land him in it. "I was trying to protect April" doesn't wash when he's thrown another kid, in withdrawal, on the streets on the basis of an allegation he manufactured. The guy's a scumbag.

Yeah poor Dylan, Marlon's an arsehole for that.
Felt sorry for Sarah.
I also thought Vanessa asked Mary to go with her to the funeral so she didn't have to go alone, but then Tracey went as well. Do the script writers just forget everything they've written straight away?

Are those Rubys pyjamas? They’re very stylish

A rare Linton Chiswick episode. He doesn't seem to write much these days.

Wouldn't it be a shame if Steph fell down the spiral staircase to her death

So many missed opportunities for Steph to eavesdrop from the top of the staircase

Actually I prefer your use for the spiral staircase JaneJeffer.

So many missed opportunities for Aaron or John to push her down the stairs

Ginormous onion alert

Grandad phoned 🤣

Poor Ruby will freak out if she tries that one on her

Has Steph sussed??

She’s certainly becoming more suspicious

Nutty thought I know but there is a slight possibility grandad is alive as we only have John's word that he was actually dead.🤔

Now that would be a twist 😆

I’m sick of Marlon

And Mary. And Vanessa. Can't stand them! I just don't 'feel' their grief at all.

Wishimaywishimight. Well it would fall in line with all the recent incredulous storylines.🤣

Ooh is Ross going to join the Murder Club?

Oh no he's just going to start saying where's gramps instead

Oh is Ross not a member of the murder club? It’s time to make him an honorary member so he’s not the odd one out

Why is Marlon paying for rehab? Aren’t there free rehab places for Dylan to go too?

Well done Ross 😂