Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

Sam was so much more switched on than usual in that conversation!!

And now the bloody tennis is finished!

Yes I thought that too. He was almost sensible!

Amazing what a Porsche can do for a man 😂

Dr Death just stood there whilst Caleb is flat lining. Is he dead then??

Is kidney stealing a thing then??
Bizarre storyline

I’m actually loving the bonkersness of it all 🤣

Absolute pish.

Quite how this is going to pan out, I have no idea

Yeah it's tipped into 'so bad it's good'

Nicola selfish as usual! Another ridiculous storyline to go with all the others!

Dr Dooms moral compass really is comedy gold.

When they made their announcement about their helpline, I couldn't help thinking how many people have had a kidney stolen.

Same here. It never occurred to me they were sisters till Steph said it tonight

I ended up laughing at the end the whole episode was surreal

Is he dead?

Same. Joe saying 'what about my kidney' made me laugh out loud.

Why would Dr Doom Whisper and Joe just stand there while Caleb was flatlining? Surely they’d try to save him because of the kidney

Well that took a turn for the worst !!

it’s become farcical…

Yes, if Caleb dies, then Joe's a goner as well surely?

Unless he and Dr Doom end up roaming the streets of Hotten looking for likely donors

So, Joe is responsible for multiple deaths now. Leyla, Suzy, Amy and now Caleb. Wonder if he will get caught? Graham must be turning in his grave.

Everyone wanting Joe to come back over the years since his last appearance can't have possibly been expecting this comeback?!

I thought Dr body snatcher already took the kidney?

I did too. I thought that was why he said he was ready for Joe now.

So is Dr Doom going to do the whole kidney operation on his own? No anaesthetist, no nurses, no help?

Sod Deacon Blue, should have been Careless (Dr) Whisper. What are they having for dinner after they stop bopping around…steak and kidney pud?

Graham was a good character. Can his ghost come back or he could be a twin brother