Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

When Charity and Ross mess about, it's actually funny, unlike Marlon and Paddy

No competent surgeon would operate on someone in that state.
They'll do a bit of organ harvesting though.

and here comes the flatlining that was shown in the flash forward.

At least Ross and Charity can act. They are good together.

How on earth would Nicola and Jimmy be able to go away for 3 months?

Another stupid story.

Nicola has lost the plot

So Nicola is planning to leave her kids for 3 months? Can this episode get any more ridiculous.

I really despair of Emmerdale. If it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't watch.
They really insult our intelligence with this rubbish.

Just what it needed. Another ludicrous storyline thrown in with Nicola and Jimmy for good measure. Are these scriptwriters taking hallucinogenic drugs?

The only holiday Jimmy’s going on is a guilt trip

Well that definitely isn't the back of Hotten General.

Oh Jimmy shut up with your stupid "Neeko"

It's as annoying as Mary and her "Poppet"-ing

If they are, can they throw some our way please.

Where did Sam pop up from?

Why's Sam in a Porsche?

Dr Doom just had a bit of a swagger on then.

Are we going to get a bit of Deacon Blue or not?

I didn’t actually think of that. That Steph was Rubys daughter and also sister

Seriously, how are they going to get away with this stupid storyline.

Real gone kid. I was hoping for Dignity.

These 2 bopping away while Caleb's on his deathbed

I've never liked Caleb but I hope he isn't dead

Although the scriptwriters have lost theirs.

Sure sign Calebs pegged it.

Wasn’t this Cain and Moira’s song?

No dignity for anyone in Emmerdale