Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

Emmerdale village is crying out for someone to start up a cctv installation business . Life would be so much easier.

Dawn is delusional

Kim’s new flicky hair looks good, taken years off her.

Madness

Madness

Dr Whisper speaks good sense

What about my kidney? 🤣

Sorry for double post. The app is not playing ball today

Yes Joe - never mind the man who's dying in the back of your car.

Twat.

F off stupid Virgin Media seal in your speedboat, spend a fortune on your shite service…

Nah it's not needed as Emmerdale is the Eavesdropping Centre of the Universe.

Never mind, by the time Ruby and Steph return from their 2 days away Caleb will be home and having a drink in the Woolpack wondering why his back is a little achey

But what was he planning to do with Caleb after he stole his kidney? That whispering doctor is an awful actor.

Is this a secret wing of Hotten General?

"There's a couple of bags of type O over there"

So did the whispering doctor get them off Amazon?

Absolutely ludicrous

How can Joe and doctor whisper say their ludicrous lines without laughing

Nice one Ross

Yes! Are Ross and Charity going to burst in mid operation?

Oooh Ross is going to discover the great kidney robbery.

Well done Ross

Who needs AC12 with Inspector Ross on the case?

I bet it takes ages to film because how can they keep a straight face especially with Caleb laying there

No sympathy for needy pathetic Dawn

Love that Ross has been tracking Joe 🤣

Charity and Ross still have great chemistry