Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

Ooh scary man with balaclave and big knife

He gonna cut out his organs !

Well that’s one kidney unusable

Oops stabbed him in the kidney.

It just gets more and more stupid

You would think Joe might have told him not to stab Caleb anywhere near his kidneys!

I just knew he would stab him in the kidney !

Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out that Caleb only has 1 working kidney any way ....and now it s gone !

Well ...not funny for Caleb I suppose...but serve Joe right thinking he can play God .

Sick of Joe, wish John would throw him in the lake!

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It’s just ridiculous, Joe looks healthy, screaming orders…like someone in kidney failure could do that. Then balaclava man stabs him in the back…

Of course there’s nobody else anywhere in the vicinity

Yes Joe looks perfectly well for someone at death's door

Very believable that isn't it

The only thing that makes Emmerdale remotely watchable is this thread 🤣

We’ve all got questions for you John

Let me guess. Dr whisper will whip out the kidney under the pretence of providing emergency treatment for the stab wound

Wonder how long it will be until someone discovers Nate

..... in his mobile surgery unit in the back of joe's range rover

Is Dr Whisper going to nick his kidney in the car park?

That’s great cheers John

John looks very pale as well

Oh do fuck off faux doctor John with your self help techniques.

He gives me the creeps.

I was just thinking the same. Joe the terminally ill kidney failure patient looks the picture of health in comparison

All expenses paid, luxury cruise. That’s a good competition

Not taking him to Hotten General then?