Great British Menu Thread 3 - When Harry Met Sally And We All Wanted What She Was Having…

[Sunbird24]

Here we go again!

'Floppy and congealed.'

The cow is mooing.

And no mate. Not more aniseed dear god

These chefs are not ambitious at all

Vanilla carrot? Sounds so weird

Lisa giving him a cold dead stare

Maybe I'm just grumpy but these mains seem slightly fancy roast dinners so far. Nothing special.

Really struggling after the wonders of last week

Really, Marty? 'It was a good dish. I enjoyed it. I really liked the bits I called floppy and congealed.'

Why are the lights dimmed ffs.

Turning the lights down doesn’t really turn anything into Narnia

Narnia should be a turkish delight and hot chocolate pudding.

I don't eat meat but that wellington looks so unappetising. Raw meat and pale pastry.

This series as been so mismatched and lopsided it's not funny. It's so cruel to the likes of last weeks contestants

A bit of meat in a pastry and some veg. Very ambitious

Or a whole venison haunch with a red scarf… 🫢🤣

Is any of the venison even slightly cooked?

Pastry should be homemade. It is not that tricky.

You can’t say you’d prefer a different garnish when you designed the flipping dish!

I would score you a 2. Make your own pastry.

Agreed proper chefs not making pastry is a joke.

Just bring them all back from last week and bin this lot

Yeah I feel sorry for the chefs last week who were all brilliant and would have beaten this lot easily.

Lisa's not holding back.

She’s telling it

Wait, no mention of the premade pastry?