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Great British Menu Thread 3 - When Harry Met Sally And We All Wanted What She Was Having…

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Sunbird24 · 06/03/2025 19:59

Here we go again!

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Sunbird24 · 12/03/2025 20:49

Looks like a burnt bun not a rose

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Sunbird24 · 12/03/2025 20:50

EsmaCannonball · 12/03/2025 20:48

Bless Morty, he's the only one who has been cheerful and calm and not a one-man major drama. (Now that I've said that Andi will probably find him dealing heroin out of the walk-in freezer, or something.)

Cyannabis!

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PotterHead1985 · 12/03/2025 20:50

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:49

I burst out laughing at that

It's a pure esma comment alright.

I don't like the blackness.

And why the fuck is there artichoke ice cream in a dessert

EsmaCannonball · 12/03/2025 20:50

ArtTheClownIsNotAMime · 12/03/2025 20:47

I'm surprised Stevie doesn't have a flash glucose monitor. His job would be a hell of a lot easier with one (I'm also a type 1 diabetic).

Based on his evident magic touch with equipment, he'd probably break it within five minutes.

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:50

That is a horrid pudding. What was he thinking. And he is babbling on

jay55 · 12/03/2025 20:51

Count me in for raspberry ripple with squirt cream and a flake, perfect for the banquet.

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:51

If I never hear that man rambling on again it won’t be to long

EsmaCannonball · 12/03/2025 20:51

To be fair to Morty, it might have been frozen because he offered to go up first.

ArtTheClownIsNotAMime · 12/03/2025 20:52

Mmmmm a pie filled with road tar

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:52

Andi 🤣🤣

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/03/2025 20:52

Just back for the death throes by the looks of it. Can someone put them out of our misery?? I'd love to know what the 2 who didn't get past day 1 from last week would have done....

Sunbird24 · 12/03/2025 20:53

That pastry is Chonky!

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littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:53

I don’t think andi and Lisa care anymore they will go in back room and down tequila slammers

jay55 · 12/03/2025 20:53

Sunbird24 · 12/03/2025 20:53

That pastry is Chonky!

What I was thinking. Was there no rolling pin available

EsmaCannonball · 12/03/2025 20:53

I think Stevie's presentation is beautiful but the pie should be one big one or, at least, not cut in half. As it is, it looks a bit Mr Kipling.

Sunbird24 · 12/03/2025 20:55

The pass is the one place there wasn’t any drama!

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CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/03/2025 20:56

It's pie and ice cream. Ffs.

To be fair, he doesn't look well. Pale, sweaty and with a hypo hangover is not a great combo for finesse. (Dad was a t1 and struggled to do more than sit on the sofa and drink tea after one.)

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:56

He does look unwell.

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:57

But that pie looks horrid

EsmaCannonball · 12/03/2025 20:57

We've decided to put Morty through to the judges along with whatever we can get Deliverooed from the Golden Dragon in Armagh.

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 20:58

That is fair Esma. Only thing to do now

LIZS · 12/03/2025 20:58

Not exactly stellar scores

PotterHead1985 · 12/03/2025 20:58

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/03/2025 20:56

It's pie and ice cream. Ffs.

To be fair, he doesn't look well. Pale, sweaty and with a hypo hangover is not a great combo for finesse. (Dad was a t1 and struggled to do more than sit on the sofa and drink tea after one.)

I used to have a at least one hypo per day if not more. And they'd drop pretty low. It's a horrid feeling and afterward you feel like shite

littlbrowndog · 12/03/2025 21:00

Sounds really rough potter. Sorry it happened to him. Very hard for him

EsmaCannonball · 12/03/2025 21:00

'It does make you feel like I'm eating it in the back of an ambulance.'

Hang on, did they get Laurence back to cook his main?