Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

Jordan is weak af he said no to the dress etc but then suddenly gave in to her

I hope Lord sugar rips Mia and Jordan to pieces but think they want Liam gone.

Omg that literally rubbish green screen. His feet were still in a green background

This. Sadly

The in fighting is so painful

Famous last words Jordan ("isn't the worst")

Liam was terrible last week but he should have been PM this week. Mia and Jordan would absolutely be responsible if they lose.

They are what finally tipped me over in to the 'leggings are not trousers even if you're a size 6' school of thought.

Not in the supermarket while I'm buying food, please.

I feel like a superstar - but I look like a tramp

Side of the rubbish bin collectors trucks 🤣🤣🤣

Rubs hands.

Why are they all so fucking excited?

Chisola owned that catwalk

Chisola looks good

Urgh. I hate them all. Bring back anyone from the past. Send for Ruth Badger.

Mia is a charisma free zone

Could they not have got Amber Rose in some athletic wear for the video?

Those leggings are awful.

Indeed.

Didn’t get the Dean in a fish thing. And the diene didn’t either judging their faces

Why are they shaking their head at the scrunch bum? They’re ubiquitous

I have no interest in fashion but wtf is a scrunch bum it looks like a wedgie

Bet they like the dress etc cos it lets people be themselves and diverse 🙄

That man did not want to express himself in that skirt.

Oh fuck off with the bloody confessional speech Jordan

What the hell????

Note Liam and Jordan didn’t wear the skirt and crop top!

I would never have guessed that liams coat was made from 2 sleeping bags🙄