Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

[ArticSaviour]

Just to bookmark for next week...

Choco-lux is not luxe

Haven't they learnt from last week?

Choco lux sounds like a laxative

Oh they are all fucking me off today. They are idiots

Can you still buy ExLax the laxative chocolate?

He was told that, he didn't care

I've only heard of it in the US

Lucky them, theyre at Hotel Chocolat, yum!

I'm sensing a theme here, of PMs who don't listen to their teams.

Why is deans face net almost up to his eyes like that?

Turds and bogeys

Because he has extensive bumfluff? And possibly a hairy nose.

They're both going a bit silly with flavours.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Snot Log

Why does it say 'Out of Space' rather than Outer Space?

How do they keep a straight face, I'd be laughing all the time.

They seem crap at most things apart from throwing everyone else under a bus rather than be fair minded with each other

Looks more like a green Yule log

What it is, Chisola, is a fucking mess

WTF that kids one looks like a 2yr olds decorated it

It looks like an egg made by a child, not for sale to them.

I love Tim's faces..what have they created? 🤣

Thing to do at nursery idea.. decorate a chocolate egg

They should have put some white stars on it and NOTHING else. They've ruined it.