Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

Both brand names are absolute balls. And it looks like the products will be as well.

Express Up reminds me of the shops in Camden Lock circa 2000. There was a futuristic clothes shop there

Garments in the digital world is probably dressing his avatar on a shit computer game. Or paper dolls as it used to be when I was a kid.

Cant wait to see the jacket with a hidden cape underneath (bulky?)

Cyber dog? I had a lot of their stuff...

‘Most men don’t wear skirts’. Well spotted

Once again, Mia is making terrible suggestions but will somehow get away with it. She should’ve gone after that terrible dog game.

How can you fill promo without the clothes?

Although I am actually starting to feel sorry for him - it must be beyond frustrating

This lot are shite.

Yay! Primark. 10k of each please

Is a scrunch bum an actual thing? 😱

OMG WTF?!!

That crop top is awful, and the skirt is ridiculous.

Chisola stuff is more saleable though

mia does get away with some utter shite and bulldozing behaviour

Oh yes, they’re everywhere round my way.

I was just wondering the same!

Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking fuck. Unique? Fuck me

Sadly so. Also comes in alarming pseudo flesh colours to mimic your arsehole.

Maybe! There was a couple of similar shops.

I was 8/9 and was just fascinated with the clothes which were so far away from the Littlewoods & Tammy Girl stuff I wore 😂

Nobody is wearing that even in Hollywood Jordan.

That crop top and skirt are absolutely revolting

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

O.M.G.

Budget petrol station 🤣