Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

[ArticSaviour]

Just to bookmark for next week...

But Jordan was wearing conventional man clothes ,somewhat undermining his point.

I have just seen Liam’s eyebrows. Fuck me.

Mia totally lost the plot there.

Liam has no pizzazz. He should have pressed to lead.

Re Apparel is dull but relatively competent.

Jordan’s speech was a bit like that Cologne advert Austin Butler does. My Emotional self, my true self etc

If Jordan made a cologne it would smell of bullshit

Chisola has put a shift in and shouldn't go.

Tbf Jordan did what they tell you to do when presenting - tell a story.

it’s all such a load of crap

😂 very true

Amber doing her Bambi eyes there

I'm confused, do the buyers think they are genuine designers?

Dean is a proper salesman

Nah. It is all just role play.

Shades of Tom pillows, but not as charming.

Ta ArticSaviour

If Jordan or Mia don’t go there is no justice. I’ll be pissed off if blamed on branding. And if they win
I’ll drink a bottle of wine to myself.

I hope chisola team win

Chisola’s team definitely deserve the win. The other team made insane clothes that nobody would ever buy.

I mean Jordan did turn things around with his story but seemed like pity orders

I love the way the other team are looking at those clothes

😆

Empowering my arse. Absolute bollocks

Since when do men think they can only speak when spoken to?!

Oh definitely blaming Liam.

Jordans got good spiel with that back story

A skirt empowering a man 🤣🤣