Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

[ArticSaviour]

Just to bookmark for next week...

This!

Great praise, and great to bring out the extra lamb when they could have snaffled it themselves!

Oh good lord. I’d walk away if I was asked to stare into my colleagues eyes.

I don't think we have done a bad job, says Chisola. No, you've done a bloody dreadful job love!

Well that was the usual pile of pants!

Frederick is an international speaking coach???

Mia does seem capable, but never understood why an ability to cook is a key skills Lord sugar looks for in a business partner.

Can you imagine the discussion after the away day at Vodafone?

Alan Sugar annoys me how he puts them down. I means there's lots of material but he'll say things (and sometimes contradicting from a previous week) over things that are unreasonable.

He just said Mia was "bigging" herself up when she was in fact repeating exactly what was said.

I want Mia to win

You’re brave saying that on here!

Actually, compare the days:

Balloon ride
Nice food
Carpet weaving

Jeep trip
Ok food
Staring at each other

Jeep trip could have ended with these idiots attempting the dancing they didn’t want to pay for so it could have been even worse!

No surprise there.. 40% refund, they got away lightly imo

If they had told them about the dancing they might have paid to get out of it

"Staring at each other"

🤣

Funny, because itself true.

It’s got to be Chisola to go hasn’t it?

I'd say Chisola to go but surely Jonny has to be pm next round?

Celebrating 🍾 😉

Agreed.

Johnny sounds like Will Young when he challenged Simon Cowell on The X Factor

The other lad next to Frederick looks really uncomfortable

There's another put down from Sugar thats actually nonsense. Jonny would have had to be chef if he'd been sub team leader.

I am trying to imagine Johnny in a classroom. I am struggling.

I think he's a tutor rather than a classroom teacher.