Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

[ArticSaviour]

Just to bookmark for next week...

Needs help to lay the table, is she 3?

It is ridiculous that they pitch to the client completely independently of deciding what to order. It is pure luck if the things work out ok.

Above and beyond by laying a table? Calm down Melica.

They must be absolutely sick of the shite they see though.

Clients are bored shitless guys!

Am noy paying full attention. These people are bodging a Turkish meal themselves? I thought they'd got it catered. There may be trouble ahead. But at least no drunken riots.

That was so rude and embarrassing.

Good job they went for unlimited water. I remember the idiots who went for two glasses of water per person for a group of people in the middle of a desert.

I remember the dehydration in the desert.

The jeep trip - the guests seem very uncomfortable and please what is with the Bodrum, Bodrum chant? It is not a football match.

Are they early for lunch? That will not work!

It's always what happens. They pay a restaurant price but then have to cook and serve themselves.

Maybe it's foreshadowing and we'll get to see Bodrum's A&E

(Not sure if it's the team in Bodrum. I just can't recall where the other team are.)

Hot air balloon group seem to be doing better so far.

Did they just steal the mini bar or what?

That table! Jesus!

Tim looks cool in his white suit and shades!

Imagine 400 euro a head and no wine...faaaaaaaaaaaaark! Refund central!

Is there a lot to put on the table? I don't think this is a two person job. Love it!!!

This has too be a joke. She laid the table 'above and beyond'. She had put down table clothes and knives and forks.

Minimal look, i suppose.

They’d probably have more fun in A&E than they did up that mountain.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Get the wine right

Vodaphone lady is pissed off eh?

Doesn’t she own a pizza company? That isn’t fine dining.

I like Mia. The best of a fucking awful bunch.

Honestly, just get them pissed on cheap wine and they'll think they had a great time. But the "complaints" are like work training role play exercises.

Cringing inside out at Frederick

OMG now painful eye wanking tasks...noooooooooooo! They haven't had enough wine to be doing this shite!