Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

Evening! Running 10 mins behind.
Whilst I've heard Turkey being called Türkiye I've not heard it in the mainstream bbc before

Even if you don't like it, don't be so rude as to say it!

Yes!

We're having two bottles of wine between 2 of us here tonight 🤪

When I watch this shit, I am glad I am a teacher and therefore unlikely to ever be invited to a corporate away day

Fuck...are they going to attempt the dancing themselves?

I just want to fast forward through all the cringing negotiations.

So painful.

Oh I hope so. It will be fucking appalling

Is this the same team that promised luxury or was that the other one?

This one is very deja vu.

Oh come on now, a team building carpet weaving class, who could resist that?? 😂😂😂

Soft drinks and water.. wahaaay!

Whenever things feel hard in your job, remember that massive perk.

Some of the ice breakers I've had to do still make me want to weep

They haven’t asked about food allergies either have they?

No phone zone? Is it a school trip?

I know youth today drink less but an away day with tiny amounts of alcohol!!

Also work in a school and was thinking the exact same thing. I'll stick with the like warm coffee in a warm hall INSET experience

I need to get into a business where i show people some food they pay me £60 for the ingredients and then cook it themselves. It's like a premium hello fresh.

I don't know why Karren and Tim feel the need to put down the teams and make them out to ne idiots. I mean there's no need they can do it themseles.

I would need a bottle of wine to keep me going on this exciting trip....

Or whether anyone is vegan or vegetarian.

Sorry to butt in!

Karen ( especially) and Tim are just so condescending about everything.

How the chuff 60 euro p/head for ingredients...baffled...

I don't feel confident laying the table? Fuck me

Exactly! How can they know everybody will be able to eat what they’re offering?