Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Car crash limo. Car crash Cain. Car crash Murder Club. Crash team hospital. We're on a crash diet

[TellingBone]

Crash on if you will

I think Steph has forgotten about granddad now that she knows about Ruby and Cain, she can only focus on one thing at a time, she's insufferable!!

Cain should leave Moira whilst reminding her about Nate, mind you they had an affair when she was married to John, so maybe I'm running out of sympathy for both of them.

Now I love Charity but I find it weird that she is carrying on as normal after the crash, three people died, it was horrific but she doesn't seem bothered, yet when she killed the gangster chap (was he Chloe's father) a few months ago she nearly lost her mind and ended up stabbing Mac, doesn't make sense to me.

Maybe she went to her invisible therapist and everything is now fine

Steph has forgotten about granddad now that she knows about Ruby and Cain
😂 Stephbot's hard drive can only store 4 GB

Yes ellen Cain should leave Moira they run out of steam ages ago ,, affairs /Moira pushing Emma off a bridge ,, find new partners whatever.

Charity will have a breakdown soon I guess ?

7pm tonight

Is it bloody football again? I wish they'd stop mucking about with the times.

I used to really like Moira and wanted her and Cain to stay together but now I really don't care.

Yes it’s football again, that’s why Corrie (if you watch it) was on last night instead as well

I'm not keen on moira either. She's incredibly caring and understanding in general but has a mean streak that's pretty vicious and makes her come across really bitter.

I think Charity is obsessing over "who spiked Noah" to distract herself from her guilt over the crash. NB. I am not a psychologist😊

Somebody needs to tell Charity that she would have swerved even if it wasn't her son in the road! Surely nobody would just mow somebody down, even if they were a stranger 🤷‍♀️

The scriptwriters have seriously mis-written Steph. She’s supposed to be 30 ish? Supposedly lived away from her parents for years so must have rented property, had a job, been independent yet she talks like a 15 year old, appears to live with the parents she despises and has no friends whatsoever. Never even mentions previous job/ friends/ colleagues. Does she even work?

I thought Steph worked with Caleb at the depot but I could be wrong seeing as she swans around the village doing nothing

Didn't Caleb ask her to be a partner in the international depot of doom?
If she's meant to work somewhere, she's never there - just swans around the village then rants at her parents.

Steph's life seems to consist of either walking into a room, coming down the stairs or visiting the pub just to insult her parents and then flounce off again!

And finish every sentence with hmm, hey, hah or any combination of the three.

Why doesn't she ring Nicky Nacky for a moan about the parents preferably off screen.

She's definitely replaced Tom and his hmmming

I think the most believable aspect of Steph's character is that she has no friends 😂

Thanks x

Sorry but I really don't like April. She's becoming such a brat

No word from Alicia on the death of her sister?

Dawn's smug face is getting on my nerves

First rule of surveillance, don’t have your camera shutter on

Send those pics straight to Billy Lydia

Lydia, aka Vera, trying to be covert..

I get paid to walk a doggie like the Andrex pup, how lucky am I? He’s a bit of a naughty boy, but I love him.