Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Car crash limo. Car crash Cain. Car crash Murder Club. Crash team hospital. We're on a crash diet

[TellingBone]

Crash on if you will

Aww

Where is Billy anyway? And the kids?

Billy and Evan are at the hospital. No idea about the other two

I think Joe was fully aware Lydia was following him

So how is the news about April common knowledge? Surely they could have kept in in the family

April looks too young, the girls in the loo, far more realistic for that age,

Belle has become the village counsellor

Same. Although I did think the girls in the toilets were bitches

I thought the same. She looks so much younger then she is

Lydia made me laugh, hopping from tree to tree

No baby monitor for a sick child?

Jazz hands Marlon is just what we need

I thought that @JaneJeffer

Yep. Marlon gurning and hand acting. I wish he'd just shut up. Now holding his head in his hands and....... as if on cue - limping away!

FFS he is such a cliche

He's graduated to windmill arms

🤣🤣🤣

Kim you don't have to let him stay in your house you know

Kim’s been on AIBU…locks changed, bags on the drive, exploiting your privilege..she’ll be telling Dawn to ltb next.

And 🦆🦆🦆 @Middlemarch123 🤣

Go Kim! You tell him.

Love Kim!

It wasn't a great episode tonight but at least it was Steph-free 😅

Course he was. Lydia was like an elephant stampeding through the woods right behind him.

Yes there's no way the school kids would know about April having a baby.

Joe calling Billy boring 😡 How quickly their loved up perfect relationship has soured. Billy deserves better.