Great British Menu 2025 Thread 2 - From beige sludge to poncey nonsense, but is any of it banquetworthy?

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The drama continues…

Both I think!

Hahah who the fuck knows now.

Imagine doing the voice over on this 🤦‍♀️

I thought spencer was going to make a break for it then 🤪

So Ayesha's dessert is not only an upside-down cheese flan, it's a crap upside-down cheese flan.

This is dire.

Oh. That's not great...... The dying and death is her career.

Love that comment - inspired by dying and death…

Good idea to serve it in the dark

It doesn’t exactly scream banquet does it???

I'm actually laughing out loud at Dylan Thomas's face. This is so bad.

I love to end a banquet by thinking sombrely about dying

Lol - they're all desperate to not talk about it and how much they hated it!

I probably would be if I’d had to eat some of these dishes

That looks mank

Spencer is the only one screaming. Internally

I reckon he should have done 3 smaller ones with one filling each

Omg dark dank

And then put them in the bin and gone home

Yes!! That would definitely work

Minor tweaks. Omg

Oh, yes. John Jones. Super-famous Welsh bloke.

That looks like he's left the foil on it.

It’s a verrry stumpy telescope

Oh, Daniel's sounds gorgeous and he has made the effort but if Spencer made a telescope it would look like a telescope. That looks like a bangle. In tin-foil.

I think at this stage Andie and Spencer are drunk

Let's go and taste it. Before I lose the will to live.