Great British Menu 2025 Thread 2 - From beige sludge to poncey nonsense, but is any of it banquetworthy?

[Sunbird24]

The drama continues…

Evening all. Think I've lost my sense of taste!

Hoping for better tonight

Oh no

you could try mushrooms now

I’ve got my first mozzie bites of the year today, so already grumpy.
was it really only 3 years ago Spencer was winning this? It’s declined pretty fast…

Theeyeballsinthesky

poor Spencer - he is wasted on them!

Couldn't agree more.

I come from near Neath - Seb! Gah! Morto

Still the texture of slugs though! 😬

Agreed Spencer wasted on this bunch

🤣🤣🤣always that

A pie 🙌

Och no it’s an open pie ffs

This!

A topless pie is just a tart.

Which one of them just said he'd never heard of Blenheim?

Pastry not my strong point

think I will do a pie. Fffs

Mop hair chef

Evening! "I can't do pastry, but I'm doing a pie". FFS.

Inspiration is a Welsh nurse who worked the Crimea, but the food is actually North African. Totally makes sense.

Spencer doesn't seem to care too much about the link to brief. Michael would have been pulling his hair out.

Has someone packed the MasterChef raw lamb klaxon?

At least floppy-haired bloke isn't trying to shoe-horn a link to more Japanese food..... But there doesn't seem to be much a link to any of the dishes.

🤣🤣🤣

Well he’s got some paper as his link

It’s just all very resturanty rather than banquety

First "claggy" of the night! 😀

Aaand we are back to claggy