Great British Menu 2025 Thread 2 - From beige sludge to poncey nonsense, but is any of it banquetworthy?

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The drama continues…

Ooooo, a water bath. Kiss of death! Lol

What is going on with Seb? Is he a last-second replacement or something?

Oh ffs another I have not practiced

Why would you say you hadn’t practiced even if it’s true - just say “a bit”

Helmet Hair Man is pissing off Spencer by not bothering to practice.

Seb is arrogant. His space could have gone to a chef who has practised and put in the effort.

The standard has dropped. It's like the producers are dragging in chefs off the street.

Helmet hair man 🤣🤣 love that

The amount of non-practicers is annoying

When you think the work Spencer put in to this programme and you get a lazy fecker turning up

Spencer knows how to cook these dishes better than the people who came up with them.

Scallop trifle

That's not a fish course from Lewis. It's a canapé.

Lewis doesn't believe in over feeding people, does he?

A wee bowl of custard ffs

I was just thinking they look like smaller versions of my mum's trifle bowl.

RAW scallop trifle

Why did he just pour hot water on his custard?

Awful awful

"The guy who spearheaded the NHS." I don't think Mop Head Man has a great deal of reverence for his inspiration.

Didn't even have the grace to put 100s and 1000s on top! Pah.

At least this looks like fish!

Fuck's sake, Daniel. You said 'toast' but you've given us 'communion wafer.'

He has

Poncey pink tweezers!

That tuille looks like dead spider!!

'Maybe a different bread.'

No. Maybe some actual toast.