Great British Menu 2025 Klaxon!

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Starting Tuesday at 8pm!

How?? How does this highlight "inventors"? Why not just say Dewar? He invented the thermos flask...

Edited to correct typo

Jeez Callum. Cmon

Aaand it's happened again. Chef during the week says tone it down. Judges say it needs more flavour

Rowan Berryjelly sounds like a person.

Been lots of crumpets this year.

That almost sounds like something Sid James might say.

Luuuurve crumpets...
With ridiculous amounts of butter and a scraping of Marmite

This is still all prop and very little food. It needs vegetables to make it less stingy in portion terms.

Suggestive laugh....

Where do they find the waiters? They look like they are missing GCSE chemistry for this.

Maybe they’re all doing Home Ec rather than chemistry?

Och this was a horrid dish if I remember

'Every single layer has a different flavour punch.'

(Camera hones in on giant picture of Mark where his eyes look like he wants to give someone a regular punch.)

This is one that sounds like a Harry Potter spell from the ingredients list

I'm in the hogweed does not belong on a plate camp....

I do like the sound of smoked cauliflower cheese.

I love how they are helping each other

lol Lorna scaring them both

Yep - you called it on the tiny portion, Esma.

Ooo, this is also going a bit Pete Tong.

Surprisingly better than expected after that stress

Nope. Can't stand rice pudding anyway, but themed on mould..... 🤢

I hate rice pudding. The smell, the texture, blurrergh

I don't believe I have ever had quince.

Of all the things in this show that could be called ‘very clever’, I’m not sure deciding to serve ice cream separately from hot rice pudding counts…

I agree. I can't eat it. Porridge is even worse. I just find it revolting in every way. I'd never survive in prison or the workhouse. (Or on Big Brother.)