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Tom Jones???!!!! What the fuck's wrong with Kenneth McKellar? That's Callum chucked out of The White Heather Club.

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There's no such thing as a dessert that is too big or a dessert that is too boozy.

(Although I am not keen on desserts like Callum's that are just a lot of small chunks of things put together. I need a central focal point.)

All on the same score, and all with errors in desserts...... Hmmm. Can't call it.

But not mouldy slop.

Edited for typo and to increase my dislike of rice pudding.

Aktar saying 'Charles Rennie Mackintosh' like he is reading a location on What3Words.

Oof he's been harsh all week with the scores

Oh no! David is out. I guess it will come down to who makes the fewest mistakes tomorrow...

Cripes David gone. We jinxed him

Noooooo! I jinxed him! He had it in the bag and then he threw it away.

Who do we want to win this week?

Personality-wise, I think Calum seems very pleasant and was kind when Mark's pre-dessert was going wrong while David was rolling his eyes and looking really impatient.
I'm not sure either of them will get a course through to the banquet as things stand.
Looking forward to seeing how the hot rice pudding/cold ice cream problem is dealt with.
I'd have thought they'd have to be served in separate dishes; he wouldn't stand a chance of that not being a runny mess by the time it got served to umpteen people at the banquet.

Evening. Missed you last night, was Devil Wears Prada-ing.
Did catch up but didn't have strong feelings about who stayed or went.

I think they're very evenly matched. Unfortunately that means both good, but not quite good enough. I don't care who wins this, I didn't drool over any of their dishes.

I nodded off and missed most of last night, so tonight might be a bit more interesting!

Evening

I feel the same capability

Explain

Agreed.

Glad it's not on tomorrow. Out to a resto for mams 77th

I am Team Callum out of the two.

There's nothing I've felt was banquetworthy yet in the whole competition. The nearest was the school desk pudding from last week.

I reckon fans of this show are the only people ever to use the word banquetworthy. Maybe it should become a thing? Is this dress banquetworthy? I dumped my boyfriend because he just wasn't banquetworthy.

Ooo, hope you have a lovely evening, and happy birthday to your mum! Will you be ordering beige sludge? 😀

Yes, Lorna. Irn Bru, Lorne sausage and paradise slices are from Scotland but, so far, no fucker's used them.

Prus,s shoes

I will in me bugger. I'll take pics for ye

Glad it's not on tomorrow. Out to a resto for mams 77th

Happy birthday, Mammy PH 😊
You'll have to tell us what you had!

Lorne. Sausage on a roll with brown sauce 😉😉