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Great British Menu 2025 Klaxon!

912 replies

Sunbird24 · 23/01/2025 21:37

Starting Tuesday at 8pm!

OP posts:
EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:22

Scotch Pies are one of the few things I miss as a vegetarian.

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:22

Honey in a tattie scone ffs so wrong

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/02/2025 20:22

David reminds me of a golden retriever! He just seems so happy, bouncing around, loving any / all food! Lol. If he had a tail, he'd be swiping things off tables.

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:23

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:22

Scotch Pies are one of the few things I miss as a vegetarian.

You don’t often get the proper ones nowadays. Should be sheep meat

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:28

Wow 6.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/02/2025 20:28

Has a water bath meal ever scored highly??

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:28

I will never understand why any chef who has ever watched a television cookery competition sous-vides anything. The feedback is always negative. It's the lamb of cookery techniques.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/02/2025 20:31

Lol, if you can't make a pre-dessert, just give everyone booze!

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:32

Frank Spencer's shift on maintenance again.

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:35

Lick, bite, drink.

David needs to be careful whom he says that to.

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:35

Chewy herbs

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:38

Mouldy rice pudding. As if rice pudding could be any worse.

PotterHead1985 · 12/02/2025 20:38

For your dessert I present...mould!!

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:40

I remember a female chef did an Alexander Fleming dish in the science-y series. It had honey and lemon in it and was quite medicinal.

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:42

'Great British Menu was something I watched growing up.'

I mean, I know the climate's a bit harsher in Scotland but don't tell me that David's only 23.

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:43

I do love Macintosh designs. So much detail when you see it

PotterHead1985 · 12/02/2025 20:45

They look like burnt coal

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:46

Callum is ........ a bit tightly wound. One of those chefs who is thin from stress.

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:46

Sludge

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/02/2025 20:47

Meh. People at a banquet want something spectacular, preferably with lots of chocolate, not something melty and subtle. About mold.

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:47

Nice pudding David

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:48

That looks so pretty.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 12/02/2025 20:49

That looks great!

AHH, but salty, frozen elements, not so lovely.

littlbrowndog · 12/02/2025 20:49

Och ffs. Still frozen

EsmaCannonball · 12/02/2025 20:50

Ohhhh, David. Why go up early if your pudding needed to defrost? That, after the sous-vides disaster, is two silly errors.

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