Disturbed by Dirty Den

[DillyDally]

Is anyone else feeling slightly queasy about the dirty den / zoe story line. I have to keep turning over as I can't watch him, especially knowing about the webcam incident

Also mini den's accent keeps changing - more cockerney with Sharon, more posh without her - or is that just me too?

in that case im not sure its worth it, im sure my tutor would except a blank cheque also, cut out the pimp

i'm a great pimp, ask sm.

so's beetroot

OMG @ the thought of Den's or LG's sex face. [queasy emoticon]

maybe beety and i should talk

lou, check your email

so next time eastenders is on, and zoe actually considers this proposition, instead of actually laughing in his face as she should, we must all shout at her

"NO ZOE THINK OF THE SEX FACE!!!!"

I reckon she'll do it

replied ncmm

course she will

ewwwww.

Must be floating in www space, not arrived yet.

I bet Ian Beale has a fantastic sex face

Oh God, now I have a hideous 3-ball sex face vision in my head - Den, Beale & Pauline Fowler

See you shameless pervs later

Are you all being video recorded by Dot?

omg what about dot and jim?!!!!

ian beale is hideous, would rather shag den

actually no i lied. I felt sick when i read that back. I couldnt let either of them near me.

unless they had gimp masks on maybe...

oh yes i was going to refuse ian beale but if he has a gimp mask on and a lead its an entirely different decision, that has swung it for me

i could make him lick my thigh high patents, they need a polish.

Dot's in the corner having a w*nk

NMCC!!!!!

Too far ?

im going to let him whip me with battered fish as i get asphyxiated from chips up my nose