Disturbed by Dirty Den

[DillyDally]

Is anyone else feeling slightly queasy about the dirty den / zoe story line. I have to keep turning over as I can't watch him, especially knowing about the webcam incident

Also mini den's accent keeps changing - more cockerney with Sharon, more posh without her - or is that just me too?

I can and will imagine that, thankyou lou, lovely image, i take it you will be on all fours for the when you do have to have sex with den day, urghhh, im ill

no because it would make my tummy swing loose after 4 kids. would have to be over a desk or table or chest of drawers.

Mybe over the bar of the queen vic after a couple of gins?

yeh or angies den

am not sure if the drinkers would complain though, wouldnt they be shocked?

no they expect that kind of behaviour off den, hes not called dirty for nothing

true

i think if we did it over the bar i could use the slop tray from the bar in case i felt sick.

Yes I find it really disturbing too. Can't stop watching it though. Used to find Leslie Grantham really sexy (we're talking years ago now though!! ). He's gone a bit to wrinkly for my liking now though.

or for lubrication

GENIUS FF

glad you agree sparkler. I bet his bum is all loose flappy skin as well, swinging in the breeze

and his balls, i have to stop, i do feel ill, and this conversation will all end in tears

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i think its worse

i'd have had sex with andy and faced him

That is such a good chat up line, i'd have sex with you and face you

i think you should try it . report back please

Actually maybe not, i have no idea why i just put that

i would pay money to see someone try that line out.

Yes but if they are ugly do you say id have sex with you and not face you, i think not

no ff, you just dont have sex with them

no need to say anything

I wish someone had told me that rule before now

what did you do before me eh?
always aim high

I was lost, now i can have lessons into how to seduce a tutor

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