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The Split Barcelona *SPOILERS*

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EtonMessy · 29/12/2024 17:39

Has anyone else watched it as confused to why Nathan and Hannah’s other two children weren’t at the wedding ? Or did I miss them ! Or did I imagine them in the previous series’s ! I did skip some of it and may have not been fully concentrating but they didn’t appear to be at their sister’s wedding!

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Persista · 04/01/2025 03:17

Gosh I'm so glad to see other people slating it - the Guardian and Independent gave it 4 stars!
I really enjoyed the series but thought this was absolutely awful.

KiIIingMeDeftly · 04/01/2025 15:35

I enjoyed it overall, but the Guardian calling it "unbearably sexy" was somewhat OTT. Unless it was referring to Nina's beau in his Speedo 😆

MellowCritic · 04/01/2025 22:23

Just finished watching it now... disappointing !! Firstly considering they are all about family all the kids should have been there! And where was christie? If it was a 2 part special it should have been about her either getting back with christie or Nathan not some random she's been on 6 dates with. It was a bit cringe how Hannah suddenly helps the inlaws with a divorce abroad. Honestly i had just watched the 3 other seasons again in anticipation of the special and watching these really reminded me what I was invested in and it was not this!

EachandEveryone · 04/01/2025 22:58

Oh it was rubbish. Although I did like seeing the holiday resorts and I remember when they were all Brits abroad in the 80’s they seem to have changed. I can’t stand the blonde sister and why on earth were they encouraging that young woman to get married she looks 20 if that.

DogPawsMud · 27/01/2025 23:23

What a let down

suburberphobe · 27/01/2025 23:44

I was disappointed with it too.

Whatsinstorenow · 30/01/2025 07:39

Was really looking forward to this.

Deary me, bad scripting, some awful wooden acting, silly storyline and not even a good wardrobe to lust after. All a bit of a mess.

A big disappointment.

HeronWing · 30/01/2025 08:57

I’m clearly the only one who was delighted with the substitution of Archie for Christie! (Christie strongly resembles an ex of mine to an extent I find unsettling. I found him a bit meh, like the ex…)

I had actually never watched The Split, caught part of episode 1 of this two-parter on tv, and when I was ill a couple of weeks ago, watched the whole three seasons and the Spanish two-parter. The two-parter was deeply silly, sure, but it worked for me despite the plot holes about solicitors working in another jurisdiction, Spanish divorce law, Gael having apparently changed nationality, Nina suddenly being bi, and Rose continually appearing to marry nerds she doesn’t seem to like very much.

For me, it’s pretty obvious why they didn’t write the younger siblings attending the wedding. Same reason as they didn’t have Kate and her two children with Nathan there. Nobody wanted to see them, because the plot focus is still on the Defoes, and Hannah’s relationship with Nathan and her current romantic interest. Kate was a deliberately boring character, and having everyone’s small children about would have limited Nathan’s capacity for flirting wistfully with Hannah and running around after Gael, Nina’s ability to sneer at Julian and cop off with the nice Spaniard and Rose’s ability to be rude to Glen and puke.

The ludicrous storyline of Alvaro’s mistress rocking up as an uninvited wedding guest and posing as Archie’s fiancée was only there to give Hannah a jealous jolt, and the entire beach wedding was just there to audition Archie for whether he will fit, unlike Christie, into the Defoes.

Though I’d have loved it if Rose, rather than marrying the vicar, had actually found her calling in something entirely different to law, and was eschewing relationships for an all-consuming passion for something.

Do we conclude it’s definitely all done forever now? That there won’t be another series where Hannah is happy with Archie, but Nathan is still lurking around possessively during some family crisis related to one of their younger children, and Christie moves back to London and starts shaking his clog keyring suggestively at Hannah?

ForeverTipsy · 30/01/2025 11:43

@HeronWing are you a comic writer? Because your post just made me properly laugh! Especially the shaking of the clog keyring suggestively 🤣

HeronWing · 30/01/2025 12:04

ForeverTipsy · 30/01/2025 11:43

@HeronWing are you a comic writer? Because your post just made me properly laugh! Especially the shaking of the clog keyring suggestively 🤣

No, I write very doleful novels.😀

The clogs keyring was funny, though. I mean, presumably it had to be something ostentatiously suspicious-looking or Nathan wouldn’t have smelled a rat, but it did make me think about what keyring I’d have given my adulterous lover the keys to my house on, and it probably wouldn’t be a leprechaun or an ‘I kissed the Blarney Stone’ one…

ForeverTipsy · 30/01/2025 16:57

I could tell you're a writer, what a gift you have! ❤️

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