Happy New Year Corrie fans. New thread to take us into 2025...No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ at request of OP)

[SabreIsMyFave]

So many women pregnant, is there something in the water?
Wonder if they'll have a son or a daughter?
Joel's story lingers on, that's really too bad.
And now we have to put up with his mum and his dad.

Lauren's gonna do time, I wonder how long.
I guess she deserves it as she has done wrong.
Gail's gonna leave soon, after 50 whole years.
It'll be such a shame, there will many tears!

Bethany's putting on a brave face, though she's had a tough ride.
Daniel's still boring, and Kit's always snide.
Daisy's always got a snooty little pout.
And looks like she might just knock someone out..

Toyah and Nick have been secretly smooching.
Leanne knows all about it though, as she's always mooching.
Debbie's so funny, and Eileen's so droll
And Roy, a real favourite, is one of the best characters of all

Carla and Swain are getting quite close.
Not such a secret now, and nearly everyone knows.
Mason the baddie has gone quite good.
And Betsy always acts like she's Queen of the Hood!

Not much more to review for now.
But it's happy new year to us all.
I wonder how the Corrie cast will celebrate?
I bet they will have a ball.

Happy new year everyone. Have a cracking 2025! 😄

I reckon he would take that trade off

Although I do wish they would not do these plots with a child seeing something and an adult telling them to keep quiet. I find it a bit creepy.

Am not too familiar with prison visiting but on Corrie a character decides they're going to pay a visit to xyz individual incarcerated in the only prison in existence (Wetherfield high security jail 😁) and that same day there they are in the visitor room. Is it not the case that they have to apply to visit and there's a procedure a little more complicated than we see on Corrie?

If I'm wrong ok but just turning up to sit opposite a murderer seems rather odd. 🫤

Even though I've never even owned a pair of jeans, I must know what colour boots you are supposed to wear with blue jeans. Anyone?

Omg I own at least 30 pairs of jeans 🙈

Brown, but I wear black too.

I'm in the dreaded brown and black again today .

Oh ok. Sorry.

Sarah will suss out the pregnancy thing I reckon, then Bethany will take the London job.

What do we think is going to happen to part Chesney from his £20,000 windfall? (I don't know what's going to happen btw)

He surely cant be allowed to keep it, as he and Gemma are duty bound to live in poverty in a far-too-small house for the 7 of them, so something has to happen.

I assume it's something to do with the mysterious grey van that was never out of sight for about two weeks, but hasn't been seen or mentioned since.

Anyone got any theories? The wilder the better 🤣

@HurdyGurdy19

I think the grey van was full of flamboyant outfits and boots with sharp blades...... and our Chez has been having a steamy affair with Jayne Torville.

It'll all end in tears...mark my words ⛸️

I guess they arrange them with the unlimited phone calls that they enjoy, some of them probably get secretarial help with all the admin they have to get through

I guess they may have to repay Rita, although most people never do.

The rest will probably go on garish and gaudy outfits for Gemma, she never seems short on them however poor they are.

Perhaps they'll fall for a scam? It's just been done in emmerdale and eastenders and they normally all follow suit!

If they get much in the way of benefits they'd stop as well, so probably wouldn't last that long anyway... although the writers would probably forget that bit!

I thought an inheritance was disregarded for a period of time?

I think it will turn out that they reason they are so skint is because one of the quads has a secret addiction and has been spending all the UC on drugs/sex workers.

Of course, I don't really think that. But you wanted wild theories.

I don't think so. I know money from a house sale is for a while but anything else just counts as savings I think.

Where's Todd? I like Todd.

Yes Todd needs to have a lovely time with a lovely new man. And to sort out Sarah, with friendly advice.

Gemma and Ches turned down mega money from Freshcos as their advertising "wasn't real" and have been struggling ever since

Yes, perhaps he called call out Cassie

Could call out

I love Daisy so much. My top 3 are
Carla
Daisy
Jenny
I would love Daisy and Daniel to get back together.

Bethany is SUCH a dick. Enabled by her mother.

And yeah, of course she's offered the London gig, despite having been out of regular work for I don't know how long. And her last venture ending in a Turkish disaster.

I like Todd too, he’s lovely.
Is it Mason’s funeral tonight?
Don’t think I can watch if it is.