A celebrity Strictly special for cancelled celebrities

[Nobiggerthanyourhand]

Not criminally cancelled, of course. I am thinking of people like that Covid bloke who had an affair while advising people to do lockdown. Schofield, maybe. Michelle Mone etc.

Who would be in your line-up?

That break dance woman, for example.

I think we need to stop thinking of and treating politicians as celebrities, to be honest. They are public servants and would do well to remember that more often, in my opinion.

So someone who didn't lock down care homes causing thousands of deaths, a child groomer and, a thief ? Maybe an animatronic Savile in the line up? - he wasn't convicted either ffs

You can exclude politicians if you prefer @LadyMonicaBaddingham . But they are on the non-shamed version as well tbf.

The tractor porn mp. Prince Andrew.

I meant the scientist, not Hancock. He was called Neil. You are right, though, Savile wouldn’t qualify.

Schofield is not a crim.

Tractor man - yes. Prince Andrew - tricky. Reason for cancellation is criminal… Fergie, maybe?

Fergie would be good.

Greggggg Wallace.

Michael Barrymore

John Leslie

Exactly.

Never going to happen (they could have Graz as a cancelled sleb, can imagine how that would go!) as the anniversary special showed. All glittery sparkle and nothing to see here.
More likely anyone of controversy would be on I'm a sleb (in fact Hancock did that, no?) or Celeb BB. The most controversial Strictly will go is having a drag queen on Xmas Day (and you should see some of the comments on here).
However, I'll take your Neil, Schofield and Mone and I'll raise you Lizzo, Jamie Theakston and Joel whatsisface (presents Masked Singer) albeit the latter two continued to work. Russell Brand if we're talking Strictly Come Sleazy.

Did it already with Aliona. Pants ripped in training whilst commando. Her relief on elimination was palpable.

Barrymore and Leslie are very tricky. Did neither go to court?

Do they get a shot at redemption through dance?

Maybe there should be criteria about the reason for cancellation being victimless?

So tractor man is in. Neil the epidemiologist: in. Break dance Ray Gun: in.

What has Jamie Theakston done,

Barrymore was going to have a shot at redemption on Dancing on Ice (following a previous shot at redemption on Sleb BB). That got shot down when the Channel 4 doc came out.

This is a Strictly Minefield

Glinner?

There's still a lot of love out there for Barrymore. He could win over the audience no problem. Imagine him with Johannes. What is a hotspot not? Just dont mention swimming pools.

As for Leslie, again nothing too sleazy, he's still out there somewhere. Could see him with Nadiya, always something of the night about her.

Bondage sex dungeon many moons ago
I like Jamie - am surprised he's never done Strictly same as DuncanFromBlue. Assumed he wouldn't want the whole hookers thing brought up again.
They had Paul Merson on this series, which was a bit of a dodgy signing, given his past.

David Walliams?

There are a lot of people I would cross the street to avoid seeing on a tv in a shop window, and many of their names are on this thread.

Leslie has had far too much smoke. Public pitchforks aplenty.
Lead singer of Arctic Fire.

David Williams is a good shout.

Is off to the States for new career opportunity there. Plus many on here would say he has been vindicated and has no need of redemption arc

… but wait until you see them dance their way back into your heart.

And they shouldn’t be actual baddies, of course.