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A celebrity Strictly special for cancelled celebrities

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 15:40

Not criminally cancelled, of course. I am thinking of people like that Covid bloke who had an affair while advising people to do lockdown. Schofield, maybe. Michelle Mone etc.

Who would be in your line-up?

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 16:29

GruffaloChildCrimbo · 23/12/2024 16:28

Is off to the States for new career opportunity there. Plus many on here would say he has been vindicated and has no need of redemption arc

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He was cancelled, though. Strictly is a journey for everybody.

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 16:52

That Russian ballet dancer with the tattoo of Putin on his chest?

Fenton’s owner?

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 21:23

What about Brad Pitt?

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TouchoftheTism · 23/12/2024 21:25
Bill Cosby GIF

Bill Cosby could go on.

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 21:27

Didn’t he go to prison?

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 21:28

Ellen Degeneres! She likes dancing.

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TouchoftheTism · 23/12/2024 21:30

Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 21:27

Didn’t he go to prison?

Yes but he was eventually cleared. Could see him and Motsi having a dance.

TitsInAbsentia · 23/12/2024 21:56

Only if their couples choice was a contempowaft interpretation of their 'story' 😂

Also would they last more than a week...anyone who watched SAS celeb will know that Barrowman lasted about half an hour in his attempted redemption journey and just made himself look a bigger tool!

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 22:24

I hadn’t realised that this format essentially already existed.

But Barrowman could dance his way to redemption, no problem.

But what was his story? I think I missed the Barrowman cancellation.

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tennissquare · 23/12/2024 23:04

Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 16:27

David Williams is a good shout.

DW injured his back when he swan the Thames quite seriously and said he couldn't do Strictly because of this reason but his ego is so fragile that I don't think he could have coped with possible rejection and he is now very limited is what he appears on (for other reason, BGT etc). I notice that along with Chris Evans he is never a guest on any podcasts.

Cattenberg · 23/12/2024 23:11

Nobiggerthanyourhand · 23/12/2024 16:52

That Russian ballet dancer with the tattoo of Putin on his chest?

Fenton’s owner?

Fenton’s owner?

😂😂😂😂

NoCarbsForMe · 24/12/2024 06:51

GruffaloChildCrimbo · 23/12/2024 16:14

Never going to happen (they could have Graz as a cancelled sleb, can imagine how that would go!) as the anniversary special showed. All glittery sparkle and nothing to see here.
More likely anyone of controversy would be on I'm a sleb (in fact Hancock did that, no?) or Celeb BB. The most controversial Strictly will go is having a drag queen on Xmas Day (and you should see some of the comments on here).
However, I'll take your Neil, Schofield and Mone and I'll raise you Lizzo, Jamie Theakston and Joel whatsisface (presents Masked Singer) albeit the latter two continued to work. Russell Brand if we're talking Strictly Come Sleazy.

What happened with Lizzo?!
And has Russell B actually had a court case yet?
Sorry been living under a rock clearly!

NoCarbsForMe · 24/12/2024 06:52

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Greggggg Wallace.

Did it already with Aliona. Pants ripped in training whilst commando. Her relief on elimination was palpable.

🤢🤢🤢

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 24/12/2024 07:08

Fenton’s owner could go to Blackpool and reenact the thing with all the professional dancers as deer.

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Simonjt · 24/12/2024 07:16

P Diddy

But they should have to dance with someone equally awful, rather than an actual pro-dancer.

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 24/12/2024 07:26

Simonjt · 24/12/2024 07:16

P Diddy

But they should have to dance with someone equally awful, rather than an actual pro-dancer.

Like bad dancers?

Anne Widdecombe, perhaps?

(P Diddy is a criminal, isn’t he? No crims allowed).

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Simonjt · 24/12/2024 07:29

Nobiggerthanyourhand · 24/12/2024 07:26

Like bad dancers?

Anne Widdecombe, perhaps?

(P Diddy is a criminal, isn’t he? No crims allowed).

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No, other bad celebrities that have done something awful. So Russell Brand having to dance with Katie Hopkins for example.

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 24/12/2024 07:32

Yes. Katie Hopkins would qualify. And she could bring all her GB news mates.

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Freysimo · 24/12/2024 07:53

Is she on GB news?

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 24/12/2024 07:57

I don’t watch it. I just assumed that was where she might live.

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Nobiggerthanyourhand · 24/12/2024 07:58

Piers Corbyn

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