Professional Masterchef 24 Thread 4 - Raw Lamb, Bones and Poisonous Rice

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New Fred

But Jordan looks like a bloke while Evan still looks like a little kid.

Jordan is a very handsome young man. I’d be chuffed to have a grandson as talented and lovely as him. Both these youngsters are fabulous.

Keeping it secret from each other! When they’re mates? Aye.

"So you think he's rubbish?"
Gregg: deaf as well as stupid.

Fuck off you are not gregg

Here here

Bread and plant based spread surely.

Apricots AND mushrooms? Hell dish. No thanks.

Didn't someone in the last series say they couldn't go home to their wife if they were knocked out?

That cabbage looks rank

There are a few here that I really like.

That college is doing something right. I can’t imagine putting myself forward as a master of my subject that young, but they are great.

Travels! Drink!

'This is my bread and butter.'

It's not butter, though, is it, Russian Anarchist?

Lamb. Please don't be baaing

I just cannot warm to Michael

I think it looks delicious, soy and tamarind are wonderful!

It was a gripping deadheat, too!

I don't like tamarind. But it looks like it's gone past it's best in the salad crisper of the fridge

I liked him in very first round but since then he’s all ‘oh I have no ego’ and it’s just a bit… protests too much.

lol was Gregg being a bit sarky there? What was cut between Michael talking and Gregg just going “thank you chef”

I like how varied his cooking is, but I find his reactions very ott, a little performative even.

Almost. Gregg's wife doesn't let him through the door unless he's been chloroformed.

Chloe's dish sounds fantastic.

I volunteer as tribute!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I 'may' get the amounts wrong tho!