MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Ok, I've got the gist of it, I'm going in live with ep 2...

Any drahhhhmaaa tonight I wonder?

I’m giving this ep a go, only because of you lot

Totally wouldn’t bother otherwise 😳

It's more like...he's tall...she's tall...TICK!
John gives himself a big ole slap on the back.

Here goes episode 2.
Matching a couple surely on purely height alone is ridiculous. Strong enough and independent enough nonsense

That beard’s been trimmed. Still rank

Pair of nutters doing that breathing shit

I'm struggling to see why these two have been matched.

Beardy bloke has much more in common with fellow hippy Medelin.

It looks like he has beard extensions.

I'd sooner get the best man than beardy.

Hairy peanut is giving me the heebies.

I'd much rather have all the friends and family there.

bride’s giving get me the fuck away vibes

That wedding celebrant is more like someone announcing the train times!

Oh here we go.. another poetry one.

let’s see if he can match Luke’s skills, lol

Oh feck
Are we going to get some shite poetry at some point this series, then? Hope not.

I promise to LEAD
Ohhhhh a male supremacist. Delightful.

Like it!
Why has he got that pointless little tuft on the top of his head? Why not just shave it all?

Best man is hoping to crack on with the bridesmaid.

I find him v fake tbh. And I'm quite woo myself.

I wonder if he's 'found himself' quite recently.

You’d think that but with MAFS it’s totally plausible 😅

@TitsInAbsentia He'd look much better clean-shaven. The pony thatch needs to go.

Agree. He looks quite good looking behind all that hair. But then, I don't like men with beards, I always think they're hiding something...

Ooh jeez he could have cracked her head open on those rocks in that dip