MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Oh I don’t know …

That beard looks like it's been trimmed in the trailer for ep2.
Just not far enough

I'm hooked. Do you think when the Beard has sex and he's on top, the beard flaps around your face, or do you think he puts it in a ponytail for such activities? Maybe he is too out there for the missionary position?! You see, I'm already sucked in.

Just started watching. The women seem, so far, very nice. No sweary Mary's. Early days though.

Found it all a bit tame (shitbeard aside, that needs serious taming) but maybe it’ll be a slow burner.

Madeline reminded me of Andrea from the Aus version somehow, but otherwise nothing sparked for me yet.

@RubyJack tempted to do the same...did the older couple stick together??

Was very confused about all the remarks jntil I realised I had watched season 1 episode 1 by mistake.

So that's 1 hour 11 minutes of my life I'm never getting back

Oh for goodness sake, so have I, wondered what on earth you were all talking about! 😬

Vikings didn't straighten their beard with hairdryers!

The thread title says no spoilers. Can you get that deleted? Or edit it?

It only spoils seasons already shown but I'll certainly delete it

I usually record at very late at night, like 2am, version to watch in the mornings, but last night's didn't record, so catching up on more4 this morning. They all seem quite normal (boring) so far. I'll give it this week before giving up though.

It’s a bit like dating at the church dance

It was refreshing to see women who hadn't had a load of cosmetic work done.

😂😂

only just started watching nearly 🤮 my scrambled eggs when the beard appeared.

think the Brit might be from Brum?

Beautiful scenery and low on fillers.

Might not stick with it tho. I gave up on an earlier NZ series before the end of the first episode…

No,neither of those two couples did.Hopefully not a spoiler as it was years ago :)

I think he's from Lancashire. It said during one of his intro/background sections.

@RubyJack pretty sure you're safe with that spoiler 😂

I love the fact that a whole bunch of peeps have watched the wrong episode, waiting patiently for the massive beard to appear 😁

@dapsnotplimsolls I kept thinking that it was just a normal beard and couldn't see what was so off putting

It's so funny!😂

This is your '8pm not 9pm' klaxon 😁

I'm just watching the first one. I've never been out with a bloke with anything more than short stubble but always assume full beards are whiffy...as if he needed to be any more repellent...