MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Well she did want a big man!

@Appalonia I've never been with a beard. I imagine all sorts hiding in there.

Another one that wants slinging around the room 🙄

If he cut the beard off at the point where it leaves his face and shaved his head, he could be good looking

I am confused, the friend said he’s not her usual type but didn’t say what her type was ( or did I miss that whilst stiring my pot of soup🤔)

Guide her through a rebirth?
Blimey this'll be excruciating

Re-birth? It's giving cult vibes ...

Just checking in.. nodding along to the comment about bloke with the English accent but thinking who's the ultra beardy one, the one with red hair & pink dress etc... So just realised I'm on series 1!! But invested now, so in a dilemma!

Her body language is literally leaning away from him.

I spy a little trainer sock in there!

Every time she says “I can definitely see why I’ve been matched”. I hear”What in the name of all that’s holy have I been landed with???”

These two look alike,😳

Therefore perfect match 😂

Titchlid?

They managed to avoid saying it. Maybe her usual type is a male model!!

@Villagetoraiseachild 😂

Oh, sorry, running behind, still on neck curtain man!

Neck curtain 🤣🤣🤣

'Neck curtain' 😂

Make up artist deffo giving 'don't drink while I'm doing your face!' face

No one can infiltrate the fourth field, said bridesmaid.
What does that mean?

😂😂

If those two women are so close, why do they act like they've never met before!

I have high hopes for the beard and his bride now tho

I'm in, so far that beard is sooooo weird

So weird. He’s awful