MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Awww

I'm kind of surprised we have reached page 40, what with all the mild drama and all!

Thread 2 is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5222506-mafs-nz-4-thread-2-kara-cant-stand-neckcurtains-painted-trousers-as-thatcherpowerbarbie-take-your-pick-cant-bear-the-toothbrush-of-doom-in-the-talking-building-piripi-cant-stop-crying-couplegoals-from-season-1-show-up-no-spoilers

Oh look, Michael trying to be a therapist
Quelle suprise

I know 🤣

Conpared to the Uk and Aus one where within 3 days we have filled it up

I did wonder if a single thread would be all that was necessary.

Beardie is such a wanker

I actually agree with Mike. Gawd.

That is an epic title thread@MyrtleStrumpet !
Will 🦘 when this one's filled.

I'm glad we have a second thread for all the post-show stuff.

Why, thank you!

(I took notes)

Has CJ had a boob job?
Looks like a grapefruit half line peeking over her bra top there

I was just thinking that

Stiff wants a bit of Mike.

Clever contouring?
Like Craig in Strictly as Bearded Lady.

Stiff does!

Or. Wonderbra

Definitely!

I assumed they'd shagged by now.

Mike's wedding ring nearly came off there.

Liar liar pants on fire beardy

It's Off!

Sex is sacred? Bollox.

Slagging her off cos she doesn’t fancy him 🙄

Six is sacred!
What happened in the car there?