MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Tall blonde has to be a model.

The production team on this must be sex starved as I really don’t understand why everything is so sexual and pervy on this

Erm ... bit inappropriate!

Sexy photo shoot??
Unless all couples do the same task it's just designed to create conflict

It’s bloody ridiculous.

Gaston really needs to apply to the NZ MAFS, he’d be in his element

Well it’s an entertainment show. Without conflict it’s nothing. So the expert input is a bit ridiculous. As if they care

He might go postal that the coat and the shades have a life without him.

But all the couples except one are in conflict already 🙄

If Steph and beardy don’t get together I’ll eat my hat.

Piri's not ready for what she needs.

Exactly, they are on totally different pages at this point of their lives.

I wouldn't be surprised. I think she'd be strong enough to tell him off when he gets too wanky.

hoxtonbabe who is Thatcher?

I don t know. I think she’s too inexperienced, I think he is really manipulative and fake and he’d wreck her head

If you haven’t come across a beardy type before it side swipes you

I love that Mrs Bon Jovi used to make him stay in a local hotel when he came back off tour until he calmed down.

Thatcher is Power Barbie

Interesting that Beirdo didn't mention the whole fear of abandonment thing to the ixperts.

For a while, I actually forgot her name was CJ ( well Cara) as I got used to Power Barbie and Thatcher, lol

Ooh. What we gonna do John?
(To salvage this fiasco)
Write a list of favourite things about each other?
Pillow fight?
Work on the same team in The Apprentice NZ?

I bet the toothbrush will come up again 🤣

I'm shockingly bad with names, so find nicknames much easier, because I understand the connection between name and person.

She ain't listening.

CJ not putting herself in a good light here

God she's so determined to be "right" about the bloody toothbrush. She keeps saying she's over it ...but clearly not.